The Wright Wregion

The Wright Wregion was cofounded in 1452 by New Lincolnshire and Purple Suede Shoe. It has only recently begun to greatly expand. In chronological order, this is the list of countries and dates that were admitted to the region:

Purple Suede Shoe; September 18,1452
New Lincolnshire; September 18,1452 (seceded on June 13,1563, readmitted August 23,1572, and once more, left on January 2, 1600, and was readmitted on May 17, 1601)
Ricebaggia; February 26,1524
The Flaming Cylinder; April 15,1536
Borat of Kazakhstan; October 31,1545
Bunchker; December 3,1545
Vimal; June 6,1556
Dadenstein; July 4,1594
C And C Generals; March 17,1603
PP Zuan; May 30,1610
Rubik Cube; December 14,1616
Green Fuzz Tennis Ball; May 13,1619
Pimpystan; November 19,1634
ABCDEFGHIJKLNPQRSTUVWX; March 31,1656
ÜberPowerful Nation; April 23,1673
Old Hag; April 15,1754
Nunchuk Van; November 18,1792
Bleckflech; November 3,1832
Skydays147; February 29, 1956

As an interesting sidenote, there were other nations that once inhabited the region. Kitamos was admitted to the region around 1613, the date is not exact, and left peaceably 43 years later, in 1656. Anal Gays also was a member of this region. It was admitted to the region in 1643, and was turned into a nuclear wasteland in the late 1950's. The Domion of New Shokuna was annexed by it's neighbor, Shokuna in early 2007. In July of 2007, the countries of Nunchuk, Gangsta Dawgs, and Andy Samberg were all annexed by New Lincolnshire, Vimal, Bleckflech, and Purple Suede Shoe. Eventually, the country of Shokuna ceased to exist in June of 2007. Gangsta Dawgs and Andy Samberg both declared independence again within days of each other on August 7 and 9 2007. The Wright Wregion is a region that currently exists in what can be called Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kentucky, Michigan, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, and parts of Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Minnesota, Texas, Pennsylvania, and South Dakota. It also looks to stretch its borders into New North Michigania (formaly known as parts of Ontario).

The Wright Wregion is governed by the ruling party of nations. At the current time, the ruling party members are New Lincolnshire, Purple Suede Shoe, Flaming Cylinder, Bleckflech, and Vimal. This is accomplished by a three-man Farkal face-off.

New Lincolnshire: Bundeskanzler Irving van der Flinkington Esq.

Purple Suede Shoe: Pääministeris Pual Pimp Zuan and Mark Sarin

Ricebaggia: Andrew Rice, 8th Shogun of the Rice Dynasty

The Flaming Cylinder: Lord No Face Man

Borat of Kazakhstan: Premier Ministre Bilo Sagdiyev

Bunchker: Grand Vizier , Her Higness, Queen Hokalugie

Vimal: Ministro e Secretário de Estado dos Negócios do Reino George Lamiv

Dadenstein: Chief Magistrate Dad

C And C Generals: Führer E. A. Semag

PP Zuan: Nawab wasir Theodore Yuan

Rubik Cube: Dr. Ernó von Rubik

Green Fuzz Tennis Ball: Taoiseach Kevin Fedderer

Pimpystan: President of the Government: The Well Known Pimp

ABCDEFGHIJKLNPQRSTUVWX: First Minister M. O. Y. Z. Alpha-Beta

ÜberPowerful Nation: His ÜberPowerfulness, John Doe

Old Hag: Lame-ass Allison Derr

Nunchuk Van: Lehendakari Dr. John Hamish Watson

Death Death: Mayor of the Palace Floyd Landish

Bleckflech: Pradhan Sherlock Holmes

There are four different political parties:

Monetarianist Party: New Lincolnshire, Purple Suede Shoe, Bleckflech, Flaming Cylinder and Vimal

Ultra-Super-Communist-Dictator Party: Old Hag and Borat of Kazakhstan

Moderate Party: Bunchker, Dadenstein, C And C Generals, PP Zuan, Rubik Cube, Green Fuzz Tennis Ball, Pimpystan, ABCDEFGHIJKLNPQRSTUVWX, ÜberPowerful Nation, Nunchuk Van, Death Death, and Skydays147

Rice Party: Ricebaggia

The Wright Wregion is home to some of the most severe weather in the world. The worst events to occur in the area were three category five hurricanes, Hurricane Ben, Hurricane Mark, and Hurricane Olivia, which hit in 1993, 1992, and 1993 respectively. There have also been numerous severe tornadoes, including a long track EF-5 tornado that tracked through Purple Suede Shoe, Rubik Cube, and Nunchuk Van, destroying much along the way.