The goddamn middle of nowhere

The goddamn middle of nowhere is an imaginary desolate wasteland that exists in the mind of the Insane Diarist... or that is at least the what he would have you believe. In fact this region is subject to a chilling conspiracy involving the murder of a talking bush. Although the diarist refuses to accept the existence of such a bush, he continues to make references to it.

The diarist is an eccentric, yet intelligent individual, who has convinced himself and others that the nations in his region are merely figments of his imagination. His obsession with the talking bush, whom he refuses to accept the existence of, has developed into a tourist attraction for the region, bringing all sorts of characters into The goddamn middle of nowhere.

A selection of entries that the Diarist has made can be found on the regional messageboard, as can discourse from other nations in the region.