Uberstock

Uberstock is a grand and intensely uber festival of music, (free) love, and war. It typically opens with badger wrestling and gladiator bouts. While these commence drinking contests begin as well and national leaders mingle with each other. Soon various rock bands appear and do some of their greatest hits ever. Not long after every great rock band in history appears (weather they are dead or not) and play their greatest songs at the same time and it becomes one of if not the greatest rock moment in history. Then entire nations begin to get transported to Uberstock and orgies commence to the rock that flows from Uberstock. The sheer rockitudeness (Borman created word, can be used only with his consent) draws the coming of the four Mighty Ones - Abraham Lincoln, Godzilla, Thor the Thundergod, and a Giant Robot - who make epic battle. Then more gods come and enjoy Uberstock as well as battle with each other. The first Uberstock started as a Barbeque by Camel Eaters, several posts later an Uberstock great, Borman Empire, joined in the merriement wiht the arrival of Bhalk and his personnel. Almost a page later another Uberstock great, Generic Empire arrived withe a rocking solo by a random Generian. The latest Uberstock somehow evolved from Zoogiedom's celebration of the 2-billion-population mark in early November 2004, at the calling of Generic Empire.

The last Uberstock, marked Uberstock IV, commenced thus:

Suddenly, the roof of the building is ripped straight off by the hand of God. A beam of white light shines down, and Thor the Thundergod descends. A volcano erupts nearby, and a great black shape appears. The shape advances, and it becomes clear that it is Godzilla. The ground begins to shake, and a great crevice divides the land in half. Abraham Lincoln rides forth on a wave of fire. From somewhere unimportant a giant robot appears. The four then proceed to do epic battle.

Uberstock IV had begun. -Generic Empire

Uberstock is open to all and thus far has a senior planning committe of four people, the Primary members-Camel Eaters, Borman Empire, Generic Empire, and the secondary member-The Zoogie People.

The next one is scheduled for mid-March 2005.