United Nations Space Consortium
Background
The United Nations Space Consortium (UNSC) was established following the passage of UN Resolution 51, UN Space Consortium, by a vote of 13,191 to 5,426 on Feb 29, 2004 with the goal of unifing the efforts of United Nations members and non-members to explore space. Resolution 51 also authorized the UNSC to establish a permanent UN base on the Moon, in order to facilitate future space exploration. Since their inception, this particular group has managed to do absolutely nothing except take up space and generally act rather difficult when it is suggested they might get off their collectives and proceed with action of some type. This trend is expected to continue, given their Chairman is rather an ineffective egotist who has managed - at best - to keep the chair warm on occasion.
The UNSC is headed by a Board of Directors. Initially elected from the United Nations membership, subsequent boardroom positions, and vacancies which may arise, are decided by a stockholders vote. Funding for the UNSC is provided for by the sale and trade of stock. These funds are later squandered on canasta and chips.
The proceedings of the UNSC are open to the public at the
UNSC forum.
Board of Directors
As of July 17, 2004, the Board of Directors includes:
- Chairman Samson Jacobin
- Director, Space Immigration, Exploration, and Research Regulation Authority (SIERRA),
- Commonwealth of Galdago, Aperin
- Hon. Janus Hollander
- President, Stellar Federation of Wetland,
- current UNSC Chief Science Officer, Juxtaposition X
- Hon. James Moehlman
- Assistant Manager for UN Affairs,
- Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint, Texas
- Dr. Albian Hefwel
- Director, National Astrophysics Society,
- Socialist Commonwealth of Anhierarch, Anticapitalist Alliance
- Dr. Arundhati Chawla
- Director, East Hackney Interplanetary Co-operative,
- Holy Romanov Empire of East Hackney, Anticapitalist Alliance