Will Guarado

A rock of a central midfielder, Guarado struck fear into the hearts of grown men (and, during World Cup 17, sentient rabbits) as the defensive pitbull of the original Krytenia side. He got himself noticed in Krytenia's first match, and made a trademark for himself at the same time - all thanks to a dare. Ari Smith offered him 100 Credits to dye his hair in a colour picked out of a hat - the next day, Guarado took the field with shining silver locks. Currently scaring children as a PE teacher in Everton City.