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Alexius IV Schoolgirl Hammer is one of the former emperors of [[Drunken Pagan Weirdos]], and is perhaps most famous for his legendary woman-luring skills. Shortly after a ten-year scientific study concluded that Alexius was God’s Gift To Women Everywhere™, he was shot to death by a fembot sent by the evil Dr. Evil. To the right is a famous picture of the deceased emperor wearing his purple “pimp robes” and holding his “magic stick”. | Alexius IV Schoolgirl Hammer is one of the former emperors of [[Drunken Pagan Weirdos]], and is perhaps most famous for his legendary woman-luring skills. Shortly after a ten-year scientific study concluded that Alexius was God’s Gift To Women Everywhere™, he was shot to death by a fembot sent by the evil Dr. Evil. To the right is a famous picture of the deceased emperor wearing his purple “pimp robes” and holding his “magic stick”. | ||
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| − | One day, when he was young, Alexius was watching MTV and saw an edition of TRL that took place on a beach. This inspired him to come up with the brilliant idea to host a beach party of his own, worthy of his status as the nation’s top playboy. This idea turned into the 1337 Socialist Beach Party, a weekly gathering on some of Drunken Pagan Weirdos’ more notorious beaches that generally culminates into an orgy of epic proportions. Today, this is an honored tradition (and a famous tourist attraction), held every Wednesday at a | + | |
| + | === Establishment of the 1337 Socialist Beach Party === | ||
| + | One day, when he was young, Alexius was watching MTV and saw an edition of TRL that took place on a beach. This inspired him to come up with the brilliant idea to host a beach party of his own, worthy of his status as the nation’s top playboy. This idea turned into the 1337 Socialist Beach Party, a weekly gathering on some of Drunken Pagan Weirdos’ more notorious beaches that generally culminates into an orgy of epic proportions. Today, this is an honored tradition (and a famous tourist attraction), held every Wednesday at a randomly determined location. Nobody knows where it will happen… it just does. You can bet that anybody who is anybody will be there. | ||
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| + | === Scandal === | ||
| + | As he grew older, Alexius began to grow crabby. Media scandals erupted frequently as he became increasingly irrational. For an example, a former advisor to the Emperor gave an account of Alexius' frustration with his inability to use online search engines correctly: | ||
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| + | "At that point, the Emperor picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. The Emperor then said: "F***ing Eric Schmidt is a f***ing pussy. I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google." | ||
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Alexius IV Schoolgirl Hammer is one of the former emperors of Drunken Pagan Weirdos, and is perhaps most famous for his legendary woman-luring skills. Shortly after a ten-year scientific study concluded that Alexius was God’s Gift To Women Everywhere™, he was shot to death by a fembot sent by the evil Dr. Evil. To the right is a famous picture of the deceased emperor wearing his purple “pimp robes” and holding his “magic stick”.
Notable Events Of His Reign
Establishment of the 1337 Socialist Beach Party
One day, when he was young, Alexius was watching MTV and saw an edition of TRL that took place on a beach. This inspired him to come up with the brilliant idea to host a beach party of his own, worthy of his status as the nation’s top playboy. This idea turned into the 1337 Socialist Beach Party, a weekly gathering on some of Drunken Pagan Weirdos’ more notorious beaches that generally culminates into an orgy of epic proportions. Today, this is an honored tradition (and a famous tourist attraction), held every Wednesday at a randomly determined location. Nobody knows where it will happen… it just does. You can bet that anybody who is anybody will be there.
Scandal
As he grew older, Alexius began to grow crabby. Media scandals erupted frequently as he became increasingly irrational. For an example, a former advisor to the Emperor gave an account of Alexius' frustration with his inability to use online search engines correctly:
"At that point, the Emperor picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. The Emperor then said: "F***ing Eric Schmidt is a f***ing pussy. I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google."
