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Sagiv

Flag of Sagiv
Motto: Dobry den
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Region	The land of Nonsense
Capital	{{{capital}}}
Official Language(s)	Russian Hebrew Irish Yiddish English capital= Petersburg
Leader	Aleksandr Shtalenkov
Population	~56 million
Currency	Shekel
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Sagiv

Sagiv, has a Liberal Democratic Socialist government, is a large environmentally stunning nation notable for its compulsory military service.The government gives its people plenty of good elections wich they love. It is also a country in wich its people enjoy the song Rock The Casbah and Ska music is being newly introduced from The Rudey's Manifestation of The SKankin Penguins. Sagi people also enjoy playing soccer, hockey, and running Cross Country. The national animal, the Giraffe, can be seen everywhere in Sagiv from zoos in major cities or in the hot desert the're there. Sagiv strecthes all the way from Dublin to Petersburg, to Ner Ami all the way down to Avilchayin and City of Giraffes. Bloody civil wars have left some cities in ruins. The large strip of land was brutaly fought for.

History

In the cold winter of 1839, a ban of Jewish people gathered around in the temple of Avilchayin, located in what today is called Avilchayin. It was the only place The Teten government allowed them to celebrate Chanukkah. The ban of people thier werent just celebrating Chanukkah, they were planning to attack Teten soldiers and overthrow the evil dictaters who were brothers Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee. The Sagiv army is know as the Fartlick Army around The Land Of Nonsense because thier known for being very fast at moving from place to place and taking over tactical landpionts. About 25,000 Fartlick soldiers marched the streets and set the city of Dee Dee Dee into flames as the Sagiv revolutionary war had begun. The 110,000 well experienced Fartlick soldiers who served just 18 years before in the 1821 Teten Fartlick war, in wich the evil dictators Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee came to power, were up against one of the greatest armies of about 250,000. But thier was one thing the Jewish coalition force had on thier side, Chuck Norris. In the famous Petersburg ambush about 6,000 Farlick forces and Chuck Norris took out or imprisoned about 80,000 Teten soldiers. This weakened the Tetens strength in the north wich gave the Fartlick force a chance to march to the capital McfaceheadMcgee, now known as Basay . It was there where Dick McFacehead and his brother Tits McGee, were captured and roundhouse kicked in the face. By that time it was 1846 and Sagiv was formed. The brave men who fought are known as 39ers and the first president who was elected that year was Chuck Norris.

Leaders In Office

~In order of succession

Prime Minister: Aleksandr Shtalenkov

Political Party: Liberatarian

Head Minister: Dude The Giraffe

Political Party: Leberatarian

Minister of Foreign Relations: Dewey Wilkerson

Political Party: Goofy People

Head General: Macolm Wilkerson

Political Party: Geniuses

Homeland Security Minister: Smokey The Bear

Political Party: Liberatarian

Peace Keeper: Reese Wilkerson

Political Party: Geniuses

Politics

The Sagiv is officailly labled as a Liberal Democratc Socialism. It's kind of like Canada. It is among the freest countries in the land of nonsense. The government outs the most funding towards Defense to protect it's people and Sagiv may very well have the best army in the region, but Law and order, Education and the Environment are other prorities.

Political System

The head of the political system is the Prime Minister who serves a 3 year term and can serve as many as 3 terms. Then comes the Head Minister which if the president resigns gets impeached or gets assasinated he becomes president temporarally untill an election is held 3 months later and the head minister is an automatic candidate. Then comes the Prime Foreign Relations Minister. After that is the Head General who decides all out of country military related issues. Next is the Homeland Security Minister. Behind that is the Peace Keeper. These six polotitans are all elected by people and they all lead every issue that falls under thier catagory except for the Prime Minsister, who looks into all issues. There are 6 provinces and for every Province there's and elected Province Minister who decides where funding goes and deals with issues that are across the whole Province and there are 3 Province Community Organizers who deal with issues across cities and communities. So basacally the Province Minister deals with things on a much bigger scale. A Province Minister has a 2 year term and can stay in office for 5 terms. The Province Community Organizers, like the president, is elected a 3 year term an can be relected as many times and there is on election every year for Province Community organizers. So one is elected one year, another the next, and one after that, then the next year the first Province Community Leader the was first elected now has to rerun. Now you know how there are plenty of elections. For cities there are City Ministers who are like governers.

Provinces

There are 6 provinces in the land of nonsense. In every provinces capitol city is a government center in wich there is the office for 1 of the 6 main political leaders. The Gaelic province is on the northwest half of Sagiv and It's capitol is Dublin, and the main leader whos office is there is the Head Minister. The Rotchoski Province is the northernest province and it's capitol is the capitol of the country, Petersburg, and since it's the capitol of the country the Prime Ministers office is there. The Yuchiv province strecthes from one side of the country to the other. It's capitol is Ner Ami and the Minister of Foreign Relations office is there. Below that is the Orotzov province, the capitol is Basay and the Homeland Security Ministers office is located there. The Chazae province's capitol is Avilchayin and the Head General's office is there. The last province is the Giraffe province. The capitol city is City of Giraffes and the Peace Keeper's office is there.

Education

The Sagi government thinks education is very important as they a redewing the education progam with more schools, teachers, and smaller class sizes. The sagi people are given opportunity and have the chance to learn thanks to the Sagiv government and have a chance to go to universities and become well educated to succeed in life. This has helped kids stay out of trouble.

Army

The Sagiv Army is huge and the troops are well experienced and trained very well. They are also really fast and are known as the Fartlick army because of that. The advanced weaponry thanks to lot's of government funding helps it be one of the best in the region.

Economy

The Sagiv is in an economic slump, after increasing funding for the military, education, law and order, the Environment, and the cloning of the long extinct Featherbellied Giraffe. The Sagi Government is not afraid to increase funding at anytime to improve and protect the lives of it's people.

Petersburg

Petersburg is the capital of Sagiv. After a vote in 1846 between Petersburg, Avilchayin, Dublin, Ner Ami, Basay, and Moscow to see wich city was the capital Petersburg had won. It is also the capitol of the Rotchoski province. Petersburg is the most populated city in Sagiv and leads the country in the gambling industry as the biggest Casino/ Hotel in the country, the Chaggio, is located in Petersburg. The famous Kremlin with the Sar of Davids on top of the pilars is in Petersburg. The yellow square and Chuck Norris monument are are also located in Petersburg. And you can't forget about the beautiful Petersburg Canal wich runs through the City. The Sagiv government headquarters is in the Sagiv. It is called The Great Palace and is beautiful and is very luxourious as their is lots of gold on the outside and inside. It's City Minister is Vladimir Dukin.

Dublin

Dublin is the second most populated city in Sagiv. It is were most of the Irish community in Sagiv live. It is a very large, beautiful city and is the capitol of the Gaelic province. The Dublin government center is a very grand, large buidling where the Head Ministers office is and it is called The Center of Hope. The City Minister is Robbie McLeese

City of Giraffes

Being the 3rd most populated city in all of Sagiv, City of Giraffes is highly recognizable for it's Giraffes roaming the streets. It is a village in the middle of a dessert where there are no cars. Mostly everyone there has an speaks English with an Australian acsent or they speak a tribal African language and they all love Giraffes. It is the 3rd most populated not because of the people but because of all the Giraffes. It's the capitol of The Giraffe province and the Peace Keepers office there is called Giraffe and Dewey Square. The City Minister is Dewey Wilkerson.

Avilchayin

The 4th most poplulated city is Avilchayin, the location where the Sagiv Revolutionary war had began. It was in the streets of Avilchayin where the brave 39ers had marched to make thier dream of one day to have freedom true.bThe sacred Jewish Temple of Avilchayin stands there. It is the capitol of the Chazae province and The Head General's office there is called the Center Dreams. The City Minister is Ehud Telchava

Basay

Basay is very beautiful city along western coast of Sagiv. It is the capitol of the Orotzov province and mainly speaks Russian. It is home to the biggest port in Sagiv, Port Levchankov, it is named after the 2nd Prime Minister of Sagiv, Evgeni Levchankov. Basay is the former capitol of Teteny, in wich then was called McfaceheadMcgee. The Minister of Foreign Relations office there is called the Center of Commerce. The City Minister is Paulo Carvahlo.

Ner Ami

Being the capitol of the Yuchiv province, it is Sagiv's 6th most poplulated city in Sagiv and mainly speaks hebrew. The 3rd largest temple in Sagiv is located there and it is called Temple Ner Ami. The Homeland Security Minister's office there is called the Center Oportunity. The City Minister is Roy Kilbane