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Le Crap

Flag of Le Crap
Motto: "To be is not to be"
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Region	Xilvania
Capital	Albion
Official Language(s)	English, Italian, Le Crapion, NADSAT, French, Russian.
Leader	Norman Crabtree
Population	Approx 12 Million.
Currency	The Crapion Dinar
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Le Crap is a cultrally rich country. Less concerned with Business and politics. Historically A Socialist country plauding high culture above anything else. However in recent weeks, government has taken unusual actions against an Industrial Strike and has joined the ITCA.

History

Le Crap the country only came into recognition at the start of this year. They did however inherit a rich history of there peoples. For Hundreds of years these people did not see fit to officate or govern their country, many foreign commentators likened this to a perfect Socialist state, ironically with out them knowing.

The land and borders of Le Crap were defined in 1699, when Settlers from France, Italy and Russia settled here. These Original Settlers mainly consisted of writers, musicians, artists, architects, teachers, philosophers and detrimental to success; expert engineers.

Government

The Government is considered far too diverse and is composed of many different succint departments.

• Prime Minister: Norman Crabtree
• Deputy Prime Minister: Rembrandt Mortame
• Speaker of the House: Maggie Hatchet
• Economy Minister: Tomaso Heneiz
• Defence Minister: June Detrimentoko
• General Solicitor: Phillip Ian
• Intelligence Secretary: Dr. Qu
• Minister of Agriculture: Giles Abotle
• Minister of Trade: Hank Berzinger
• Minister of Commerce: Dani Brode
• Health Minister: Shane Fergalson
• Transportation: Alexei MaGuisky
• Education Minister: Matthew Evano
• Foreign Affairs: Eminly Baruski
• Head Ambassador: Jeri Hakker
• UN Representative: Joan Baez
• Head Of Sports: Dr. Westhorpe
• Junior Sports and Olympic Represenative: Derek Rowntree Jr.
• Head Of Culture: Renni Rousek
• Ballet Minister: Josef Skerklestam
• Poetry Minister: Serendipity Bakewell
• Opera Minister: Fredo Di Mallendro
• Fashion Secretary: Amanda Newton
• Environment Minister: Londi Grimaldi

Regular Local Elections are held, and Government Position are voted from the upper house.

Geography

Le Crap has an important coastline stretching 80 miles in the south west. A Mostly mountaineous region in the North East which gives source for three rivers. River Sassoon, River Owen, River Yeats. River Yeats fed from a mountain lake known locally as Loch Ginsberg.

The Highest mountain is Mount Frost with other Mountains Such as Mount Prevert And Mount Mozart.

Almost the entire western border of Le Crap is covered in coniferous forest, Locally known as Eastell Forest, but offically known as Tree producing Device.

Environment

Le Crap is almost entirely pollution free apart from Standard city pollution, this has vastly decreased since the popular banning of public automobiles. 90% of the population can now ride 40-60 miles by bike everyday.

The Vulture is the most populous animal in Le Crap, feeding off predators like Lions, Tigers and the occasional cannibal. After an ancient interpretation of the stars citing a vulture constellation. The Vulture has become a national symbol.

Cities

Capitol

• Albion

1. New Bristol
2. Portown
3. Forte Forte
4. Leeping Zing

Culture

Sports

Le Crap is an avid sports country and is in the process of building a new 115,000 capacity sports Arena in New Bristol.

Sport is played throughout the country, and offically the National Sport is Cricket, The National Cricket ground is located in Forte Forte and is home to Forte Forte County Club.

Football and Rugby Union are both extremly popular in the country with popular professional leagues in both. Le Crap has one of the only professional Football leagues in the world that allows both male and female players.

Womens Football

To Play in womens world cup IX

Le Crap Womens International Squad.

GK June Trafalgar
GK Eva Gomez

DEF Helen Glass
DEF Harriet Moon
DEF Sarah Head
DEF Maria Long
DEF Ruby Klasonova
DEF Wilhemina Thackerey

MID Corinne Fiehn
MID Julie Bromley
MID Holly Stoughhton
MID Ivana Westhorpe
MID Ignis Bluth
MID Genevive Mervyn

FW Honey Bluth
FW Ray De Crocker
FW Berny Fernt
FW Bella Gock

Ylompics

These are the Athletes selected for the upcoming Ylompics.

Athletics

Mens 100m: Boris Gekensky 1 Carlo Weston 1
Mens 200m: David Forrest 1 Vincent Di Marco 1
Mens 1500m: Micheal Rainthorpe 0
Mens 5000m: Ali Gosdard 3
Mens 10000m: Ali Gosdard Sebastien Woe 0
Mens Marathon: Frank Lampton 0 Brooks Minogue 0 Ali Gosdard Sebastien Woe
Mens 4x100 Relay: Boris Gekensky Carlo Weston David Forrest Vincent Di Marco

Womens 5000m: Laura Keiser 0 Judy Noel 0 Marie LeCrocq 2 Kelly Mondreu 0
Womens 10000m: Libby Brookes 0 Frida Hudson 2 Marie LeCrocq Kelly Mondreu 0
Womens Marathon: Karen Quinlan 0 Frida Hudson Annelise Grimaldi 1 Leanna Cliff 0
Womens Discus: Meryl Prada 1
Womens Long Jump: Melanie Gi 0
Womens High Jump: Serendipity Smith 3
Womens Triple Jump: May Flow 0
Womens Heptathalon: Elena Barrant 2

Badminton

Mixed Doubles: Team 1 Paddy Izode 1 Edyta Granger 0
Team 2 Babara Mont 1 Gerald McEnroe 0

Boxing

Lighweight: Abdul Wahab 0
Welterweight: Mike Flintoff 0
MiddleWeight: Patrick Murphy 1
Heavyweight: Fergul O'Keane 1

Sailing

Sailboard: Des Lucini 0
One Person Kneelboat: Alex Burgess 2
Two Person Kneelboat: Alex Burgess Lucy Williams 0
Multihull: Corin Fiehn 0 Djimi West 0

Triathlon

Mens Singles: Stuart Hassel 2
Womens Singles: Michele Scolari 2

Team Sports

Mens Baseball 2
Womens Basketball
Mens Cricket 3 (4)
Womens Cricket 3 (4)
Mens Football 2
Womens Football 1
Womens Handball 0
Mens Hockey 0
Womens Hockey 0
Mens ICe Hockey 1
Womens Volleyball 0
Mens Rugby Sevens 0
Womens Rugby Sevens 0
Mens Water polo 0
Womens Water Polo 0

Kneelboat Championships

Team Name: Derek Rowntree Memorial Team

Team Members: Frank Small Kelly Lewis (Skipper) Bannister Bannister Nikki Granger

Team History/Experience: the team consisting of a few different teams all representing Le Crap, has recently gained more time to practice due to all cars being banned in the country, the countries media has turned to the team following the recent death of the nations captain Derek Rowntree. He suddenly died at the wheel of his Pleasure yacht due to a poorly cooked tuna Steak. He was only 28. The team has pledged to fight on, between this four they have over 80 years of sailing experience.

Name of Yacht: Swing Vulture II