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| − | The [[Druida]]n Intelligence Service | + | The [[Druida]]n Intelligence Service consisted of one [[Rejistania]]n man, Syku Laxu , who wasn't particularly Druidan or, indeed, intelligent. Indeed, despite holding the post for over twelve years, his grasp of any Druidan language barely improved beyond basic. However, as President [[Margaret Smith]] couldn't understand a word he said, he just about got away with it. That was until he told the President's [[unnamed helper]] the wrong day for the final of the [[Under-21 World Cup]] in [[Total n Utter Insanity]], in which Druida were playing. Laxu was promptly sacked. His replacement was a man known only as "Dave", who originates from [[Nova Britannicus]]. He first left to become a sports commentator at [[World Cup 21]], before returning after an affair with Jemima Jaffacake, granddaughter of legendary [[Audioslavia]]n commentator [[Jeremy Jaffacke]]. He was later fired from his position for being arrested for kidnapping in [[Bedistan]], but he escaped, and is now lying low somewhere in his homeland. |
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Latest revision as of 12:40, 6 December 2006
The Druidan Intelligence Service consisted of one Rejistanian man, Syku Laxu , who wasn't particularly Druidan or, indeed, intelligent. Indeed, despite holding the post for over twelve years, his grasp of any Druidan language barely improved beyond basic. However, as President Margaret Smith couldn't understand a word he said, he just about got away with it. That was until he told the President's unnamed helper the wrong day for the final of the Under-21 World Cup in Total n Utter Insanity, in which Druida were playing. Laxu was promptly sacked. His replacement was a man known only as "Dave", who originates from Nova Britannicus. He first left to become a sports commentator at World Cup 21, before returning after an affair with Jemima Jaffacake, granddaughter of legendary Audioslavian commentator Jeremy Jaffacke. He was later fired from his position for being arrested for kidnapping in Bedistan, but he escaped, and is now lying low somewhere in his homeland.
