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"I'm almost inclined to agree," muses Faith Jong-Il, a nearby firefighter. "People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it's also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let's just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn't worry people if it's the difference between life and death after all." | "I'm almost inclined to agree," muses Faith Jong-Il, a nearby firefighter. "People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it's also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let's just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn't worry people if it's the difference between life and death after all." | ||
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| + | === Pas de peaux de bêtes sur mes épaules === | ||
| + | ''Several animal rights groups have protested the continuing use of fur as a material for clothing.'' | ||
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| + | La décision n'a pas été simple, car aucune des propositions ne correspond à la position de notre voix, qui est qu'on peut utiliser la fourrure, tant que les bêtes sont déja mortes, mais qu'il est interdit et contre-productif de les élever dans ce but. | ||
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| + | === Donnez votre sang, que je le boive ! === | ||
| + | ''A violent and rather messy stampede of le poney des shetlandss during a parade in your honour has brought widespread media attention to the shortage of blood, plasma and platelet donors in LongueColline.'' | ||
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| + | La décision a été plus que simple : | ||
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| + | "Blood donation should be compulsory!" argues Buy Falopian, a spokesperson for the LongueColline Blood Donors' Association. "We can't expect citizens to come flocking to donate blood just out of the goodness of their hearts, so the government should take the matter into its own hands. If we could maybe require healthy citizens to... let's say... donate blood every three months, we wouldn't have such a problem with shortages. It'll require more funding to organise and carry out, yes, but your people are worth it, aren't they?" | ||
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[[Category:Bodycoded Islands]] | [[Category:Bodycoded Islands]] | ||
Revision as of 10:03, 20 November 2006
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| Flag of LongueColline | |
| Motto: "Putain, mais quelle fichue imagination je peux avoir ! ..." | |
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| Region | Bodycoded Islands |
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| Capital | CourtePente |
| Official Language(s) | French |
| Leader | Riduidel |
| Population | 50 million |
| Currency | la biere au saucissions |
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Contents
Histoire politique
Fondée par Riduidel 1er il y a quelques milliers d'années, la libre contrée de Longuecolline ne s'est ouverte que tout récement au progrès grâce à la volonté de fer de son actuel dirigeant, Riduidel MCLXXVI.
Portrait de la voix
Grand connaisseur de la littérature mondiale, Riduidel MCLXXVI se fait appeler la voix en hommage au célèbre seigneur Veterini, dont il fut dit : "un homme, une voix. il est l'homme, il a la voix."
Décisions récentes
Il a été décidé de lister ici toutes les décisions prises par la voix de Longuecolline
Les sergents sont trop méchants
A haggard group of new recruits in LongueColline's army have spoken out against the brutal conditions experienced in their military training.
La décision a été simple :
"THEY WANT WHAT?!" screams Sgt. Burkz, while pressing back a rising vein on her neck. "This is WAR, not DAYCARE! If anything, the training standards should be tougher! If I want to whip some pasty-faced, beer-gutted greenhorn because he can't climb over a razor-wire fence then I should be be given the permission to do so right away! The cry-babies won't like it, but they can run home back to their rich daddies if that's the way they're having it. War isn't a walk in the park, and training shouldn't be either. For all our sakes."
J'ai besoin d'amour, des calins des bisous j'en veux tous les jours
Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on LongueColline's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
La décision a été simple :
"There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Billy-Bob Jefferson. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."
Les consommateurs sont des veaux
After a recent spate of high-profile lawsuits against corporations concerning the safety of their products, corporations have appealed to the government to change the laws of compensation.
La décision a été simple :
"I'm almost inclined to agree," muses Faith Jong-Il, a nearby firefighter. "People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it's also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let's just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn't worry people if it's the difference between life and death after all."
Pas de peaux de bêtes sur mes épaules
Several animal rights groups have protested the continuing use of fur as a material for clothing.
La décision n'a pas été simple, car aucune des propositions ne correspond à la position de notre voix, qui est qu'on peut utiliser la fourrure, tant que les bêtes sont déja mortes, mais qu'il est interdit et contre-productif de les élever dans ce but.
Donnez votre sang, que je le boive !
A violent and rather messy stampede of le poney des shetlandss during a parade in your honour has brought widespread media attention to the shortage of blood, plasma and platelet donors in LongueColline.
La décision a été plus que simple :
"Blood donation should be compulsory!" argues Buy Falopian, a spokesperson for the LongueColline Blood Donors' Association. "We can't expect citizens to come flocking to donate blood just out of the goodness of their hearts, so the government should take the matter into its own hands. If we could maybe require healthy citizens to... let's say... donate blood every three months, we wouldn't have such a problem with shortages. It'll require more funding to organise and carry out, yes, but your people are worth it, aren't they?"
