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Skuzzsockers regard prisons and police systems as innefficient and time consuming, especially since there aren't many laws on the books to begin with. Those caught murdering and raping are punished on the spot. Serial killers get tortured, petty theives are thrown out of the space station without a space suit, robbers and rapists are "cut off".
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Skuzzsockers regard prisons and police systems as innefficient and time consuming, especially since there aren't many laws on the books to begin with. Those caught murdering and raping are punished on the spot. Serial killers get tortured, petty theives are thrown out of the space station without a space suit, robbers and rapists are "cut off", beaten, '''then''' thrown outside the space station without a space suit. UN surveyers are executed in various ways, everything from being shot to being slowly lowered, feet first, into acid.

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The Orbital Army Of Skuzzsock

Skuzzsock
skuzzsock.jpg
Flag of Skuzzsock
Motto: Freedom without rhetoric, that is our prosperity.
None, attempts to map the nation usually result in Skuzzsock declaring war on the nation of the renegade mapper.
Region Region
Capital Unknown
Official Language(s) English, though multilingualism is rampant
Leader The central commander, who's name is not currently known, but who is said to be a master of impersonations.
Population Yeah, list a number that changes daily, that's still retarded
Currency Lafer 
NS Sunset XML

Skuzzsock is a spacefaring nation where 100% of it's citizens are in the military. The nation itself is actually located in orbit above the nation of A_B. It is infamous for declaring war over frivilous matters on small countries, as well as for executing UN surveyers in various ways.

Compulsory military service

All Skuzzsockers are in the military from birth all the way to the grave. Aspiring citizens who manage to survive Skuzzsock's "Who wants to be an immigrant" are automatically conscripted as they gain citizenship. This includes robots. However, people below the age of 15 and pregnant/nursing mothers are not allowed into combat, and are instead subject only to training. People ages 15-17 are never forced into combat, although most tend to volunteer.

This has led to some confusion as to what is and isn't a government official. Most Skuzzsockers accept the notion that officers are like the government and enlisted people are like civilians.

Prisonless Justice

Skuzzsockers regard prisons and police systems as innefficient and time consuming, especially since there aren't many laws on the books to begin with. Those caught murdering and raping are punished on the spot. Serial killers get tortured, petty theives are thrown out of the space station without a space suit, robbers and rapists are "cut off", beaten, then thrown outside the space station without a space suit. UN surveyers are executed in various ways, everything from being shot to being slowly lowered, feet first, into acid.