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Kaiser J.L. I, Sovereign Lord of the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters and her Dominions

Reign	1 May, 2004 - Present
Occupation(s)	Soldier, statesman, monarch
Predecessor	Communist military junta
Designated successor	Crown Prince Anastasio Somoza Latimer
Birthdate	19 September, 1959
Place of Birth	RB City, Roach-Busters
Height	6'4"
Weight	175 lb.
Blood type	AB
I.Q.	205
Economic Left/Right	10.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian	8.00
Marriages  - 1st wife  - 2nd wife  - 3rd (current) wife	Eva Lui (Deceased) Thiensiri Theveenugul (Deceased) Christine Peralta
Friends	Shah Khosru III, Father, Cancer Man, Emperor Antonius I (Deceased), Emperor Alexei (Deceased), President John Holtz, Count JWolf, Emperor Bhalk, Emperor Helldawg V (Deceased), Marshal Shaun Churchman, Tim Ell, Jack Kordo (Deceased), Kimiko Ayasugi Moua, Karl von Elsing, Sultan Suleiman Al Bashir II
Enemies	Mike Sarzo, Roger Harold Fabus
Religion	Roman Catholic
Hobbies	Hunting, fishing, skeet shooting, fencing, dueling, swordsmanship, chess, reading, dining, and ballroom dancing
Estimated worth	$25,000,000,000,000.00
Languages spoken	English, Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilokano, Hiligaynon, Bikol, Waray-Waray, Kapampangan, Pangasinan, Kinaray-a, Maranao, Maguindanao, Tausug, Thai, Bahasa Indonesian, Vietnamese, Hmong, Farsi, Generian, Spanish, German, Italian, Flemish, French, Russian, Portuguese, and Pacitalian

Kaiser J.L. I, Sovereign Lord of the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters and her Dominions,(born 19th September 1959 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota), has been head of state and head of government since 1st May 2004, the day he successfully staged a military coup which toppled the totalitarian communist government. He ruled first as President, adopting a centrist, democratic, conciliatory position on the issues, before granting himself emergency powers. He later became known as Generalissimo and presided over an extremely authoritarian but economically prosperous military regime that was controversial abroad but (for the most part) immensely popular at home. On New Year's Day 2006, at the stroke of midnight, he was crowned Kaiser and Roach-Busters became a de jure constitutional monarchy, but a de facto absolute one. Little changed, although J.L.'s wealth, prestige, and popularity skyrocketed.

Early Years

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