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Saige Dragon.  A name that strikes fear in the hearts of those who hear it.   
 
Saige Dragon.  A name that strikes fear in the hearts of those who hear it.   
  

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Saige Dragon. A name that strikes fear in the hearts of those who hear it.

Saige Dragon was formed in September of 2003 (regular time, if you want NS time do it yourself). First located in the South Pacificlife there was boring. After making a few allies including Nirvana, Saige Dragon moved off to a new region, The Sober South (created be Nirvana). Life there was boring as well, the only excitement came after Saige Dragon went on flaming spree of the nation of VideoGames (If a remember correctly). After almost having Saige Dragon dismissed by the Oh Great Moderators, Saige Dragon along with Nirvana moved to Alberta on a whim. The young nation was welcomed with great joy....of the kind where nobody noticed. Starting from the bottem in Alberta, Saige Dragon had to work its way up in the region in order to be recognized by the legendary nations; Stalins Soviet Russia, IM/IM2, Nintendo Emerates, Jimbobistan all of whom were way up in the ranks. Saige Dragon soon made their voices heard, participating in all the region issues, elections and even particiapting in a few large world issues. Everything was going good for this no longer fledling nation. It had a population of well over a billion, a storefront, many strong allies...so what went wrong?

August 2004 (again regular time...I'm not about to calculate NS time) Saige Dragon plunges into disastor. The economy was booming, the military was still recieving more money than any other goverment program combined, just as it had for the past year. Other programs such as social welfare, and healthcare began to become sick of this. So were the people, no longer allowed private enterprise and the fact that their teeth were all falling out, a revolution began. The population of well over a billion soon overwelmed the extremely well equipped anrmed forces...maybe it was from staying in 5 star hotels for their entire life that turned them into pansies, oh well. Amid all the destruction and chaos (the nations army began launching its nuclear missiles upon itself, cruel irony I guess) a few of the citizens kept their heads cool. They were the Donuts, a private military (many were ninja teenagers) Saige Dragon hired out to its military in times of conflict. With the Knun-Chucks swinging and the bullets flying the Donuts brought a large province of Saige Dragon to peace. Wanting to re-enter the world with respect, the Donuts turned this province into its own nation, seprate from the rest of Saige Dragon. Now ruled by the militristic Donuts, who are fixed on the old ways of fighting (ie. tanks, guns and all this other nonsense...I mean what about the lasers and photon torpedos???). Donut to the Saige (indicating their love of the homeland), is now again a full production nation ready to start over. All the money still goes to the military (haven't learned a things have they, those damn Donuts), peoples teeth still fall out but oh well, stick a gun in their hands and tell them to run in that direction and Donut to the Saige is filled with instant heros....