The Kazoo Peoples
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Motto: "Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you." | |
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Region | Zombie Nation Coagulation |
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Capital | Kazoo City |
Official Language(s) | English |
Leader | Nai Makan |
Population | 502,000,000 |
Currency | Kazoo (KZD, $K) |
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The Incorporated States of the Kazoo Peoples is a relatively new nation sporting excellent soccer (football) teams, fine gambling resorts, a fine trade in meat packing, and a rich supply of uranium. In all world football play (including friendlies), the Kazoos are 10-8-13 (a .452 winning percentage).
They are the runners-up for the Baptism of Fire (WC26), after losing to The Islands of Qutar 3-2.
World Cup 26 (8-8-7*)
- *Record does not include friendly loss.
Baptism of Fire (5-1-2)
Group Stage (2-1-1)
MD1: Dehny 1:1 The Kazoo Peoples MD2: The Kazoo Peoples 2:1 Keyshona MD3: Southern Universe 1:0 The Kazoo Peoples MD4: OFF DAY MD5: Dagabom 0:4 The Kazoo Peoples
Group 2 Pts W D L GF:GA GD 1. Southern Universe 10 3 1 0 6:1 5 2. The Kazoo Peoples 7 2 1 1 7:3 4 ----------------------------------------------------- 3. Dagabom 6 2 0 2 4:7 -3 4. Dehny 4 1 1 2 3:5 -2 5. Keyshona 1 0 1 3 4:8 -4
Knockout Stage (3-0-1)
Round of 16
MD6: Majeristan 1:4 The Kazoo Peoples at Rejistania
Quarterfinals
MD7: The Kazoo Peoples 1:0 Amorah at Rejistania
Semifinals
MD8: The Kazoo Peoples 2:0 Apologetic Kittens at Rejistania
Finals
MD9: The Kazoo Peoples 2:3 The Islands of Qutar at Rejistania
Qualification, Group 6 (3-7-2*)
MD01: Casari 1:0 The Kazoo Peoples MD02: The Kazoo Peoples 1:1 Turori MD03: The Kazoo Peoples 3:1 Hiiraan MD04: OFF DAY MD05: The Kazoo Peoples 1:1 Yafor 2 MD06: The Kazoo Peoples 2:2 Rolatia MD07: Swilatia 0:3 The Kazoo Peoples MD08: The Kazoo Peoples 0:0 Casari MD09: Turori 2:2 The Kazoo Peoples MD10: Hiiraan 1:1 The Kazoo Peoples MD11: The Kazoo Peoples 0:2 Schiavonia (friendly) MD12: Yafor 2 1:1 The Kazoo Peoples MD13: Rolatia 2:1 The Kazoo Peoples MD14: The Kazoo Peoples 3:1 Swilatia
Group 6 Pts W D L GF:GA GD 1. Casari 20 5 5 2 18:12 6 2. The Kazoo Peoples 16 3 7 2 18:13 5 ------------------------------------------------------ 3. Yafor 2 16 3 7 2 14:12 2 4. Swilatia 15 3 6 3 17:18 -1 5. Rolatia 15 3 6 3 13:17 -4 6. Hiiraan 14 4 2 6 21:26 -5 7. Turori 10 1 7 4 18:21 -3
- *Record does not include friendly loss.
Finals, Group H (0-0-3)
MD1: Oliverry 1:0 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry MD2: Sarzonia 2:0 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry MD3: Lovisa 4:1 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry
Group H Pts W D L GF:GA GD 1. Lovisa 6 2 0 1 10:4 6 2. Sarzonia 6 2 0 1 5:3 2 ------------------------------------------------------ 3. Oliverry 6 2 0 1 2:4 -2 4. The Kazoo Peoples 0 0 0 3 1:7 -6
World Cup 27
Draggonni Inviyatii Showcase (2-0-4)
Group Stage (2-0-1)
MD1: Tadjikistan 0:1 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega MD2: The Kazoo Peoples 2:1 The Archregimancy at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega MD3: Hypocria 3:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
Championship Bracket (0-0-1)
MD4: The Kazoo Peoples 0:4 Sarzonia at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
Championship Ranking Bracket (0-0-2)
MD5: The Kazoo Peoples 3:3 Schiavonia AET at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 2:3 on penalty MD6: Milchama 2:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 3:2 on penalty
Qualification, Group 2 (0-0-2)*
MD01: The Kazoo Peoples 1:3 Algal states MD02: The Kazoo Peoples 0:2 Total n Utter Insanity MD03: The Kazoo Peoples 2:4 Milchama (friendly) MD04: The Weegies ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD05: The Kazoo Peoples ___ Risa-Aramour MD06: The New Chakovnia ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD07: Bettia ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD08: Nanakaland ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD09: The Kazoo Peoples ___ Tynelia MD10: Algal states ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD11: Total n Utter Insanity ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD12: vs The Lowland Clans Site TBD (friendly) MD13: The Kazoo Peoples ___ The Weegies MD14: Risa-Aramour ___ The Kazoo Peoples MD15: The Kazoo Peoples ___ The New Chakovnia MD16: The Kazoo Peoples ___ Bettia MD17: The Kazoo Peoples ___ Nanakaland MD18: Tynelia ___ The Kazoo Peoples
- Does not include friendlies
Records Against Other Teams
Opponent | GP | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pct. |
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Sarzonia | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -6 | .000 |
Schiavonia | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 8 | -3 | .000 |
Dehny | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .500 |
Keyshona | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | 1.000 |
Southern Universe | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | .000 |
Dagabom | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | +4 | 1.000 |
Majeristan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | 1.000 |
Amorah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | 1.000 |
Apologetic Kittens | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | +2 | 1.000 |
The Islands of Qutar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | .000 |
Casari | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | .250 |
Turori | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | .500 |
Hiiraan | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | +2 | .750 |
Yafor 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | .500 |
Rolatia | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | .250 |
Swilatia | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | +2 | 1.000 |
Oliverry | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | .000 |
Lovisa | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | .000 |
Tadjikistan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | 1.000 |
The Archregimancy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | 1.000 |
Hypocria | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | .000 |
Milchama | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 9 | -3 | .000 |
Algal states | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -1 | .000 |
Total n Utter Insanity | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | .000 |
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