Sagiv
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| Flag of Sagiv | |
| Motto: Dobry den | |
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| Region | The land of Nonsense |
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| Capital | tba |
| Official Language(s) | Hebrew Russian Yiddish |
| Leader | tba |
| Population | ~25 million |
| Currency | Shekle |
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Sagiv, notable for its compulsary military service. It has a long and storied history. It strecthes all the way from Petersburg, to Ner Ami all the way down to Nezareth and Avilchayin. Bloody civil wars have left some cities in ruins. The large strip of land was brutaly fought for and after thousands of years the fight finally ended. In the capital Petersburg the Kremlin and Red square are and the famous Chuck Norris Monument
History
In the cold winter of 1839, a ban of Jewish people gathered around in the temple of Avachavin, located in wahat today is called Avilchayin. It was the only place The Teten government allowed them to celebrate Chanukkah. The ban of people thier werent just celebrating Chanukkah, they were planning to attack Teten soldiers and overthrow the evil dictaters who were brothers Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee. The Sagiv army is know as the Fartlick Army around The Land Of Nonsense because thier known for being very fast at moving from place to place and taking over tactical landpionts. About 25,000 Fartlick soldiers marched the streets and set the city of Dee Dee Dee into flames as the Sagiv revolutionary war had begun. The 110,000 well experienced Fartlick soldiers who served just 18 years before in the 1821 Teten Fartlick war, in wich the evil dictators Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee came to power, were up against one of the greatest armies of about 250,000. But thier was one thing the Jewish coalition force had on thier side, Chuck Norris. In the famous Petersburg ambush about 6,000 Farlick forces and Chuck Norris took out or imprisoned about 80,000 Teten soldiers. This weakened the Tetens strength in the north wich gave the Fartlick force a chance to march to the capital McfaceheadMcgee, now known as Basay . It was there where Dick McFacehead and his brother Tits McGee, were captured and roundhouse kicked in the face. By that time it was 1846 and Sagiv was formed. The brave men who fought are known as 39ers and the first president who was elected that year was Chuck Norris.
