The Burnsian Desert

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The Armed State of
The Burnsian Desert
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Flag of The Burnsian Desert
National motto: "World's Largest Producer of Radioactive Plate Glass"
National anthem: "O Glorious Desert"
Political Map
Topographic Map
Region Lazarus
Capital Highfather
Largest City Regal
Population 6.0 Billion
Suffrage N/A
Official Language(s) English, Arabic
Government
Queen
Socialist-Monarchy
Sylvia Katrina
Holidays
Independence Day
Military Day
Royalty Day

July 11
November 20
May 10
ISO Nation Code TBD
Currency Burned Note (BRN)
Time Zone
 • Summer (DST)
GMT -4:00
GMT -5:00
Internet TLD .tbd
Calling Code +12
National Symbols
 • Sport
 • Animal
 • Fruit
 • Flower

Soccer
Monkey
Pomegranate
Sunburst Lily
UN Status Expelled
Info: NationStates NSEconomy Pipian NS Tracker XML


The Burnsian Desert was formed during the Iranian (Then Persia) occupation of India (1648-1847). In 1702, British expatriot Orville Burns created the "Burnsian Seccession Organisation", whose goal was to create a soverign state made up of Arabs, Indians and Britons in South India. After several bloody years of civil war, the Persian government agreed to cede a small polyp of Indian coastline to the BSO. Since this land was so barren and inhospitable (it was located on the tip of today's Al-Samarra Peninsula), the local news outlets coined it "The Burnsian Desert". Now referred to as King, Orville ratified the name in the Burnsian Charter, some say as a joke. Nevertheless, as time went on, conquest by an increasingly powerful BSO expanded the borders and formed what is now known, modernly, as The Burnsian Desert. TBD is run by an autocratic ruler who changes frequently due to political and military infighting. The leader with the record for the longest term is President-General Mitchell C. Craig.

Geography

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Geographic Notes

Area

  • Total: 7,982,711 sq.km.
  • Land: 7,882,121 sq.km.
  • Sea: 100,590 sq.km.

Climate

Mostly hot and wet in the Peninsulas and Western Mountain provinces, but hotter and drier in the Central Desert and Mountain provinces.

Elevation Extremes

  • Highest Point: Mt. Al-Futan (10,401 ft.)
  • Lowest Point: Icarus Valley (-7 ft.)

Natural Resources

Coal, petroleum, natural gas, uranium, luxury minerals, silicon, sulfur, wood products, rubies, bauxite, copper, silver

Natural Hazards

Open sulfur pits, cyclones along the coast, ultraviolet exposure in the desert and mountain regions, tornadoes in the Al-Qu'tan Plains, dense marshlands in the Kalidian Lowlands

Culture

A relatively young nation, The Burnsian Desert has not had ample time to develop its own culture. However, the cultures of India, Iran and Britain are all represented heavily in the country. British styles of clothing are most prevalent, while the food is mostly Indian. Cultures around country are quite cohesive, and there are almost no racial ghettoes or discrimination, especially in the large cities. Royalty Day is the premiere holiday of the season, economically and culturally. The military follows a unique fusion of American, Iranian and British organizational doctrines.

Ethnicity

  • Black - 15.91%
  • Asian - 14.20%
  • Latino - 17.35%
  • Middle Eastern - 33.2%
  • Caucasian - 19.31%

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Religion

  • Roman Catholic - 15.78%
  • Anglecan - 50.05%
  • Zoroastrianism - 17.33%
  • Islam - 8.70%
  • Protestant - 4.07%
  • Atheist - 4.08%

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Government

The Burnsian Charter

The Burnsian Charter was penned the day after the Iranian government recognized the BSO's bid for secession. It was written personally by Orville Burns. Convieniently, it was destroyed the next day when Orville was cooking breakfast. However, the Burnsian Charter has been traditionally interpreted as affording these guidelines to the populace.

  • Henceforth, this nation is to be called The Burnsian Desert
  • In political circles, if you kill a rival, you will inherit his position
  • Every citizen has the right to a trial when accused of a crime
  • When a citizen of the Burnsian Desert is accused of a crime, the burden of proof lies on the state
  • The President-General is the final authority in every matter concerning the country

Unorganized, yes, but effective nonetheless.

Organization

The President-General (or King, or Queen) is the highest authority in the Judicial, Executive and Economic branches of government. He is advised by seven Scholars, two from the Judicial and Economic branches, and three from the Executive. A representative from each Region of TBD (West Peninsula, East Peninsula, West Mountain, Mountain, Central Desert, and the Islandry) informs the leader of the needs and wants of the people. It is up to the leaders discretion if he wants to appease the populace or not.

Military

The Burnsian Military is headed up by one High General, who administrates the entire Military. Under him are two Grand Generals, who control the Land Department of the Burnsian Military and the Sea Department of the Burnsian Military.

The Land Department

The Land Department is composed of some 145,575,000 men and women. Half of them (72,787,500) of them are active combat duty; the other half are administrative and logisitics. The Land Department controls the offices of the Marines, the Army, the Artillery, the Burnsian Intelligence Agency, the Police, the Wardogs, the Air Force, and the Citizens' Guard.

Ranks

Rankings are different for the Wardogs and Helljumpers

RankSalaryFormal TitleNote
High General$750,000+High Grand General, Commander of Combined Universal Burnsian ForcesCommands all Burnsian Military forces
Grand General$250,000Grand General, Commander of Combined Burnsian [Land/Sea] ForcesOne commands the Land Department; the other commands the Sea Department
Minor General$100,000General of Burnsian ForcesAll Heads of Offices are Minor Generals
Commander$85,000Commander of Burnsian Forces
Lieutenant Commander$70,000Lieutenant Commander [Name], [Office], [Department]
Major$65,000Major [Name], [Office], [Department]
Triarii Augustus$50,000[Name], Triarii Augustus of The Burnsian Desert Land DepartmentStarting rank of graduates from the Burnsian Military Academy
Triarii$45,000[Name], Triarii of The Burnsian Desert Land DepartmentLowest-ranking enlisted position
Gerii Augustus$35,000N/A
Gerii$32,000N/A
Sergeant Major$28,000N/A
Sergeant$25,000N/A
Private 1st Class$20,000N/A
Private 2nd Class$18,000N/A