Le Crap
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| Motto: "To be is not to be" | |
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| Region | Xilvania |
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| Capital | Albion |
| Official Language(s) | English, Italian, Le Crapion, NADSAT, French, Russian. |
| Leader | Norman Crabtree |
| Population | Approx 5 Million. |
| Currency | The Crapion Dinar |
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Le Crap is a cultrally rich country. Less concerned with Business and politics. Historically A Socialist country plauding high culture above anything else. However in recent weeks, government has taken unusual actions against an Industrial Strike and has joined the ITCA.
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History
Le Crap the country only came into recognition at the start of this year. They did however inherit a rich history of there peoples. For Hundreds of years these people did not see fit to officate or govern their country, many foreign commentators likened this to a perfect Socialist state, ironically with out them knowing.
The land and borders of Le Crap were defined in 1699, when Settlers from France, Italy and Russia settled here. These Original Settlers mainly consisted of writers, musicians, artists, architects, teachers, philosophers and detrimental to success; expert engineers.
Government
The Government is considered far too diverse and is composed of many different succint departments.
- Prime Minister: Norman Crabtree
- Deputy Prime Minister: Rembrandt Mortame
- Speaker of the House: Maggie Hatchet
- Economy Minister: Tomaso Heneiz
- Defence Minister: June Detrimentoko
- General Solicitor: Phillip Ian
- Intelligence Secretary: Dr. Qu
- Minister of Agriculture: Giles Abotle
- Minister of Trade: Hank Berzinger
- Minister of Commerce: Dani Brode
- Health Minister: Shane Fergalson
- Transportation: Alexei MaGuisky
- Education Minister: Matthew Evano
- Foreign Affairs: Eminly Baruski
- Head Ambassador: Jeri Hakker
- UN Representative: Joan Baez
- Head Of Sports: Dr. Westhorpe
- Junior Sports and Olympic Represenative: Derek Rowntree Jr.
- Head Of Culture: Renni Rousek
- Ballet Minister: Josef Skerklestam
- Poetry Minister: Serendipity Bakewell
- Opera Minister: Fredo Di Mallendro
- Fashion Secretary: Amanda Newton
- Enviroment Minister: Londi Grimaldi
Regular Local Elections are held, and Government Position are voted from the upper house.
Geography
Le Crap has an important coastline stretching 80 miles in the south west. A Mostly mountaineous region in the North East which gives source for three rivers. River Sassoon, River Owen, River Yeats. River Yeats fed from a mountain lake known locally as Loch Ginsberg.
The Highest mountain is Mount Frost with other Mountains Such as Mount Prevert And Mount Mozart.
Almost the entire western border of Le Crap is covered in coniferous forest, Locally known as Eastell Forest, but offically known as Tree producing Device.
Environment
Le Crap is almost entirely pollution free apart from Standard city pollution, this has vastly decreased since the popular banning of public automobiles. 90% of the population can now ride 40-60 miles by bike everyday.
