Redheadian Revolution
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The Redheadian Revolution was Red's revolution against Oceanic Evil Wombats. Red brought down the government of Wombats, however, the factions under his command splintered and the country was plunged into a nine-month log civil war. Red emerged victorious and created the nation of A Crazy Wacko Redhead to replace Oceanic Evil Wombats.
| Redheadian Revolution and Civil War Summary | |
|---|---|
| Date: | Early 2004 –November 5, 2005 |
| Locations: | Oceanic Evil Wombats |
| Outcome: | Victory for Red |
| Casualties (approx.) | |
| Military: | 2.5 million dead |
| Civilian: | 2 million dead |
| Total: | 4.5 million dead |
| Main Participants | |
| Redheadian Forces | Wombat Government |
| Red |
Oceanic Evil Wombats |
Discontent in Oceanic Evil Wombats
Discontent had begun to brew in Oceanic Evil Wombats in the summer of 2003. Rumors began to spread about the government's involvement in terrible scientific and military projects. Soon, a cult led by a man named Red, the Vergandians, began to call for a regression to medieval technology for the entire nation. In November of 2003, the wild blondes, the results secret government project that corrupted humans, changing them into a mindless killing machines, escaped from their factory in the Jungles of Erdia. The Jungles were quarantined, but not before the populace learned of the existence of the wild blondes. Red's cult promptly gained massive popularity and calls were made for the leaders of Oceanic Evil Wombats to step down.
Revolutionaries Gather
Red began to recruit businesses to fund his revolution and gained the support of several major organizations. He attracted many people with his Vergandian cult, which called for a regression to past tech. In addition, he gained the support of many of the other nations of the FNS, some of whom sent supplies and munitions to his forces. Red also gathered many people who wanted to create an anarchist government in order to gain greater power for the common people. Lastly, Red managed to convince one of the major generals in the Wombat army, Gen. Hector Folgaric, to join his revolt.
Government Reprisals
Hearing of the discontent among the populace, the government began cracking down on suspect individuals, such as outspoken liberal commenters and human rights activists, however, they mostly ignored those under Red's command, considering them harmless. This move outraged the populace and attracted many to Red's banner. This was only intensified by the government's slaughter of the small city of Pundle. Members of a human rights group convinced the people of the city to reject the government of Oceanic Evil Wombats and divorced themselves from the nation. In response, the government used biological weapons to slaughter the inhabitants of the city, killing nearly 200,000 people. In response, Red declared that Oceanic Evil Wombats was a tyranny and started the revolution.
