Eggfree

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Eggfree
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Flag of Eggfree
Motto: Tit.
Coming Soon
Region The Spectrum
Capital Noeggville
Official Language(s) English
Leader Unknown
Population 5 million
Currency Mayo 
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The Holy Empire of Eggfree is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 55%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggfree's national animal is the foot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.