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The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25%. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. | The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25%. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. | ||
People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is a problem. 1337Cr3w's national animal is the the su-fi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation. | People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is a problem. 1337Cr3w's national animal is the the su-fi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation. |
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Flag of 1337cr3w | |
Motto: When you are born you are weak and when you die you are weak. What you do in between is up to you. | |
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Region | The Cr3w |
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Capital | 1337ville |
Official Language(s) | American foolz |
Leader | Vidmann |
Population | Approx 250 million |
Currency | Rune Gold |
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The Dictatorship of 1337Cr3w is a very large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The gayship of 1337Cr3w Government
The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25%. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Information Technology and Furniture Restoration.
People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is a problem. 1337Cr3w's national animal is the the su-fi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.