Alexius IV
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Quick History
Alexius IV Schoolgirl Hammer is one of the former emperors of Drunken Pagan Weirdos, and is perhaps most famous for his legendary woman-luring skills. Shortly after a ten-year scientific study concluded that Alexius was God’s Gift To Women Everywhere™, he was shot to death by a fembot sent by the evil Dr. Evil. To the right is a famous picture of the deceased emperor wearing his purple “pimp robes” and holding his “magic stick”.
The 1337 Socialist Beach Party
One day, when he was young, Alexius was watching MTV and saw an edition of TRL that took place on a beach. This inspired him to come up with the brilliant idea to host a beach party of his own, worthy of his status as the nation’s top playboy. This idea turned into the 1337 Socialist Beach Party, a weekly gathering on some of Drunken Pagan Weirdos’ more notorious beaches that generally culminates into an orgy of epic proportions. Today, this is an honored tradition (and a famous tourist attraction), held every Wednesday at a random location. Nobody knows where it will happen… it just does, and you can bet that anyone who’s anyone will be there.
