Asene Sekhika Rejistaniha

The Asene Sekhika Rejistaniha (ASR) is the "Association for Rejistanian Soccer". Seeing how crazy rejistanians are for their "lasane'het", the ASR is quite an authority and there are rumours that they are secretly running the country. Not only conspiracy-theorists realize that the rejistanian parliament doesn't vote against interests of the ASR - provided the national teams do well in international competitions. The only opposition against the theory that Rejistania is ruled by the ASR comes from people who emphasize the chaos in the ASR headquarters in Sike kali and raise the question how they could rule a country secretly without the information leaking uncontrolled. Even conspiracy theorists accept that the critics have a point there.

In the cellar of the ASR-headquarters is the large computer-system Hexatux as well as a cave-like room where Siki Rej programs it.

The current president of the ASR is Teke Daran.

The current coach of the Orange-Blues is Siki Rej.