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The Empire of Caronicilia is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, Complete lack of Social Welfare and compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.They are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. | The Empire of Caronicilia is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, Complete lack of Social Welfare and compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.They are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. | ||
The small, corrupt, pro-business government concentrates mostly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling industries. | The small, corrupt, pro-business government concentrates mostly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling industries. | ||
| − | Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, bicyclists are banned from major roads, military spending is on the increase, and nudity is frowned upon, The roads are virtually falling apart, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, political activists are routinely executed, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment,psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and citizens must pay to enjoy Caronicilia's pristine beaches. Crime is a problem. Caronicilia's national animal is the Booby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the slave. | + | Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, bicyclists are banned from major roads, military spending is on the increase, and nudity is frowned upon, The roads are virtually falling apart, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, political activists are routinely executed, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment,psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and citizens must pay to enjoy Caronicilia's pristine beaches. The children of Caronicilia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, Caronicilia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is a problem. Caronicilia's national animal is the Booby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the slave. |
Their current Emperor, Emperor Boisjolie, is a hard ruler, who focuses little on diplomacy or the benefit of the people. They are dedicated members of ANWO, or the alliance of the new world order, founded by Boisjolie, and re a major world power in the real world. They are highly opposed to the real world U.N, and started, and ended a coldwar with the peoples of Abstien and CAF. They have annexed the territory of Zamarania, and continue to grow in military and imperial strength, thanks to the Emperor. | Their current Emperor, Emperor Boisjolie, is a hard ruler, who focuses little on diplomacy or the benefit of the people. They are dedicated members of ANWO, or the alliance of the new world order, founded by Boisjolie, and re a major world power in the real world. They are highly opposed to the real world U.N, and started, and ended a coldwar with the peoples of Abstien and CAF. They have annexed the territory of Zamarania, and continue to grow in military and imperial strength, thanks to the Emperor. | ||
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| Flag of Caronicilia | |
| Motto: Destroying the world: one nuclear war at a time | |
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| Capital | Nü Hellzstien |
| Official Language(s) | Nü Skøten |
| Leader | Emperor Boisjolie |
| Population | 70 million |
| Currency | Slaves |
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The Empire of Caronicilia
"destroying the world- one nuclear war at a time"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: The Real World
The Empire of Caronicilia is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, Complete lack of Social Welfare and compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.They are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The small, corrupt, pro-business government concentrates mostly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling industries. Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, bicyclists are banned from major roads, military spending is on the increase, and nudity is frowned upon, The roads are virtually falling apart, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, political activists are routinely executed, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment,psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and citizens must pay to enjoy Caronicilia's pristine beaches. The children of Caronicilia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, Caronicilia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is a problem. Caronicilia's national animal is the Booby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the slave.
Their current Emperor, Emperor Boisjolie, is a hard ruler, who focuses little on diplomacy or the benefit of the people. They are dedicated members of ANWO, or the alliance of the new world order, founded by Boisjolie, and re a major world power in the real world. They are highly opposed to the real world U.N, and started, and ended a coldwar with the peoples of Abstien and CAF. They have annexed the territory of Zamarania, and continue to grow in military and imperial strength, thanks to the Emperor.
Next in line for the throne is commander Karacere, who led Caronicilian forces in both the Kyrosian war, but also the War auf der fuhrer Dyzel. If he takes over as emperor, The conditions of life in Caronicilia will only get worse.
Economic statistics of Caronicilia:
Income Tax Rate: 12%
Major Industry: Automobile Manufacturin
National Currency: slave
Government Budget Details:
Administration: $9,844,101,120.00 8%
Social Welfare: $0.00 0%
Healthcare: $2,461,025,280.00 2%
Education: $7,383,075,840.00 6%
Religion & Spirituality: $0.00 0%
Defence: $65,217,169,920.00 53%
Law & Order: $28,301,790,720.00 23%
Commerce: $9,844,101,120.00 8%
Public Transport: $0.00 0%
The Environment: $0.00 0%
Social Equality: $0.00 0%
Caronicilia Economic Statistics
Exchange Rate: 1.3559 slaves = $1
Gross Domestic Product: $820,359,234,410.11
GDP Per Capita: $14,649.27
Unemployment Rate: 6.10%
Consumption: $694,848,000,000.00
Government Budget: $153,814,080,000.00
Government Expenditures: $123,051,264,000.00
Goverment Waste: $30,762,816,000.00
Exports: $104,697,378,410.11
imports: $102,237,408,000.00
Trade Surplus: $2,459,970,410.11
That's every thing you need to know about Caronicilia
