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| − | Born in Port Sir Richard in 1880, Sir Cyril attended the prestigious Riccardoton Girls school, due to a typing error and a short sighted preist, before attending Hailsham College, Port Sir Richard University; where he attained a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foriegners, the standard course for those whishing to join the Cobdenian Foriegn and Regional Office. He shewed promise as a young diplomat, and was single handedly responsible for the outbreak of the Dull and Fairly Short War of 1902 when he accidently assasinated Archduke [Alexander Kapranos] when the spoon he was weilding turned out to be loaded. Due to this, he was immeadiately made a Member of the Slightly Shambolic Order of the Governor (MOG). In 1920, he served as Ambassador to [[Omigodtheykilledkenny]], and due to his stirling efforts to bring the two countries together, and the fact he actually didn't end up going to war with them, he was promoted to a Lieutnenant of the Slightly Shambolic Order of the Governor (LOG) by His Excellency the Governor-General, before leaving that position and replaicing Sir Leslie Featherstonehaugh-Mickelwhaite-Cholmondsey-Cholmondsey-Smythe, KCRC in 1930. Due to this appointment, he was made a Knight Commander of the Most Fantabulous Order of Sir Richard Cobden (KCRC). | + | Born in Port Sir Richard in 1880, Sir Cyril attended the prestigious Riccardoton Girls school, due to a typing error and a short sighted preist, before attending Hailsham College, Port Sir Richard University; where he attained a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foriegners, the standard course for those whishing to join the Cobdenian Foriegn and Regional Office. He shewed promise as a young diplomat, and was single handedly responsible for the outbreak of the Dull and Fairly Short War of 1902 when he accidently assasinated Archduke [[Wikipedia:Alex Kapranos|Alexander Kapranos]] when the spoon he was weilding turned out to be loaded. Due to this, he was immeadiately made a Member of the Slightly Shambolic Order of the Governor (MOG). In 1920, he served as Ambassador to [[Omigodtheykilledkenny]], and due to his stirling efforts to bring the two countries together, and the fact he actually didn't end up going to war with them, he was promoted to a Lieutnenant of the Slightly Shambolic Order of the Governor (LOG) by His Excellency the Governor-General, before leaving that position and replaicing Sir Leslie Featherstonehaugh-Mickelwhaite-Cholmondsey-Cholmondsey-Smythe, KCRC in 1930. Due to this appointment, he was made a Knight Commander of the Most Fantabulous Order of Sir Richard Cobden (KCRC). |
As well as a Diplomat, Sir Cyril is also a champion Spaniel breeder and a fully qualified fireman. | As well as a Diplomat, Sir Cyril is also a champion Spaniel breeder and a fully qualified fireman. | ||
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Born in Port Sir Richard in 1880, Sir Cyril attended the prestigious Riccardoton Girls school, due to a typing error and a short sighted preist, before attending Hailsham College, Port Sir Richard University; where he attained a double first class honours degree in Irritating Funny Foriegners, the standard course for those whishing to join the Cobdenian Foriegn and Regional Office. He shewed promise as a young diplomat, and was single handedly responsible for the outbreak of the Dull and Fairly Short War of 1902 when he accidently assasinated Archduke Alexander Kapranos when the spoon he was weilding turned out to be loaded. Due to this, he was immeadiately made a Member of the Slightly Shambolic Order of the Governor (MOG). In 1920, he served as Ambassador to Omigodtheykilledkenny, and due to his stirling efforts to bring the two countries together, and the fact he actually didn't end up going to war with them, he was promoted to a Lieutnenant of the Slightly Shambolic Order of the Governor (LOG) by His Excellency the Governor-General, before leaving that position and replaicing Sir Leslie Featherstonehaugh-Mickelwhaite-Cholmondsey-Cholmondsey-Smythe, KCRC in 1930. Due to this appointment, he was made a Knight Commander of the Most Fantabulous Order of Sir Richard Cobden (KCRC).
As well as a Diplomat, Sir Cyril is also a champion Spaniel breeder and a fully qualified fireman.
