Dingzanwa
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| Motto: Come On Rams | |
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| Region | Marcoma |
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| Capital | Louisville |
| Official Language(s) | English, Portugesse, French, and many other lanuages |
| Leader | Andy Sewerin |
| Population | 332 million |
| Currency | The Louis |
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Brief
The Republic of Dingzanwa is a huge, devout nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate population of 332 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Dingzanwa's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Louis.
Major Cities - Population
Louisville - 20,000,000 (Capital City)
Descarregue - 10,000,000
Treseille 15,000,000(Largest French Community in Dingzanwa)
Warkopko 12,000,000 (Largest Russian Community in Dingzanwa)
Kirkie 4,000,000
Rochfield 9,000,000 (Largest English Main Speaking Community in Dingzanwa)
Langdon 6,450,000
Dinglasibad 3,000,000 (Largest Asian Community in Dingzanwa)
Wargos 2,500,000 (Largest African Community in Dingzanwa)
Taralahara 2,000,000 (Largest Latin Community in Dingzanwa)
Villecalme 1,950,000
Città 1,750,000 (Largest Italian Community in Dingzanwa
Sport in Dingzanwa
Dingzanwa is not well known for its achievement in worldwide sport, but are competative in their three main sports, Football, American Football & Cricket (Dingzanwa has entered a team in the 29th World Cup & Gridiron Cup).
The up and coming Gridiron Cup has sent shockwaves of excitement through the whole population of Dingzanwa, with a real belief that the team led by Quarterback Joao Felipe will triumph in Virginia Nova.
Squad
QB
14. Joao Felipe - Louisville Lions 7. Dmitiri Rastov - Warkopko Dinamo 9. Todd Smith - Rochfield Rhinos
RB
21. Kirk Peterson - Rochfield Rhinos 29. Moussa Ali - Dinglasibad Devils 25. Fernando Ramirez - Louisville Lions
FB
22. Terrell Starks - Louisville Lions
WR
81. Igor Memchilevich - Warkopko Dinamo 80. Carson Chefisberger - Kirkie Kings 82. Vladimir Markev - Warkopko Dinamo 89. Mohammed Al-Irarfh - Dinglasibad Devils 22. Mark Rodgers - Rochfield Rhinos
TE
19. Ricardo Pinto - Descarregue Diablos 85. Ladell King - Louisville Lions
LT
71. Francois Farquar - Treseille Terror 75. Visali Menchov - Warkopko Dinamo
LG
79. Charles Makacoku - Wargos Warriors 78. Jesus Sanchez - Taralahara Aztecs
C
72. Marshall Kent - Kirkie Kings 76. Miguel Helder - Descarregue Diablos
RG
73. Luis Sanz - Taralahara Aztecs 74. Eric Veltz - Louisville Lions
RT
77. Carson "Brick" Wall - Kirkie Kings 65. Andrew Carpenter - Rochfield Rhinos
LE
91. Larry Claridge - Kirkie Kings 99. Andryi Karapovich - Warkopko Dinamo
RE
92. Jose "Madman" Marquez - Descarregue Diablos 98. Vikram Singh - Dinglasibad Devils
DT
93. Robert Moyens - Treseille Terror 97. DeAngelo Path - Louisville Lions 94. Thierry Duggary - Villecalme Vampires 96. Gennaro Pickalari - Citta Sharks
LOLB
50. Johnson Timarawuwu - Wargos Warriors 59. Bruce Otis - Rochfield Rhinos
MLB
52. "Mean" Gene Dean - Kirkie Kings 53. Carlos Del Horno - Taralahara Terror 54. Maurice Owens - Louisville Lions
ROLB
58. Tatum Terrell - Kirkie Kings 55. Andrea Bochaloni - Citta Sharks
CB
30. Terry Phillips - Louisville Lions 39. Saeed Al-Khan - Dinglasibad Devils 35. King Parsley - Wargos Warriors 34. Ruis Nochaz - Taralahara Terror
FS
29. Larry Odom - Langdon Leopards 28. Pedro Viana - Descarregue Diablos
SS
27. Martin Odom - Langdon Leopards 26. Martin Codagoni - Citta Sharks
K
1. Egor Olfshanski - Warkopko Dinamo
P
2. Clark Peterson - Rochfield Rhinos
KR/PR - Mohammed Al-Irarfh 3DRB - Moussa Ali
The team lead by Joao Felipe is considered one of the best in the world, due to the masses of money funded into the youth system by Prime Minister/Head Coach Andy Sewerin, which has already been a success, produced many top players such as team captain Joao Felipe, Brothers Kirk & Clark Peterson and Kirkie legend "Mean" Gene Dean.
DNAFL (Dingzanwa National American Football League)
The Dingzanwa National American Football League was founded thirty years ago when many regions leagues where being overcrowded with teams and talented players moving to America to chase their dreams of becoming a Professional American Football player. The League started with three teams, The North All-Stars, The Central All-Stars & The South All-Stars, however, this system was scraped after the first year due to many complains from fans (however these teams play in the offseason Regions Cup), the new system consisted of 6 teams (Louisville Lions, Descarregue Demons, Treseille Terror, Warkopko Dinamo, Rochfield Rhinos & Citta Sharks) and proved a hit, with attendances averaging 80,000, but ten years later, the DNAFL announced that they were going to award six cities a DNAFL franchise, which was very unpopular amongst the current 6 teams. Despite these problems, the plan of extending the league to 12 teams went ahead and the franchises were award to Langdon (Leopards), Kirkie (Kings), Dinglasibad (Demons), Villecalme (Vampires), Taralahara (Aztecs) & Wargos (Warriors). The addition of the 6 teams proved a massive success, as the average attendances rose to a huge 120,000 a game. The system hasn't been changed for 19 years.
The Ram Bowl
The Ram Bowl was created when the DNAFL moved to the 6 team league, where the winners of the Eastern & Western conferences met to determine the champions of Dingzanwa. The system of getting to the Ram Bowl has changed since the league changed to the 12 team format, where the top two of the North, Central & South Conferences quality for the playoffs (The two teams with the best two automically go to the semi finals), the four teams left over then play in a quarter finals (3rd vs 6th, 4th Vs 5th). The winner of the 4th Vs 5th match play the best team (1st) in the semi finals, and the winner of of the 3rd Vs 6th match play against the 2nd placed team. The winner of these two then go to the Ram Bowl, which is played in the Predigious Ram Bowl Stadium in Louisville.
The Regions Cup
The Regions Cup is played just after the Ram Bowl by the North All-Stars (Aztecs, Demons, Sharks, Rhinos), The Central All-Stars (Leopards, Lions, Kings, Devils) & The South All-Stars (Terror, Vampires, Warriors, Dinamo). Each team plays each other twice, and the best two teams then play in final played at The Ram Bowl Stadium).
Winers of Ram Bowl
I - Central All-Stars II - Louisville Lions III - Louisville Lions IV - Louisville Lions V - Treseille Terror VI - Descarregue Demons VII - Treseille Terror VIII - Warkopko Dinamo IX - Louisville Lions X - Warkopko Dinamo XI - Descarregue Demons XII - Louisville Lions XIII - Citta Sharks IXV - Citta Sharks XV - Rochfield Rhinos XVI - Kirkie Kings XVII - Talalahara Aztecs XVIII- Louisville Lions IXX - Dinglasibad Demons XX - Louisville Lions
Wins
Louisville Lions - 7 Descarregue Demons - 2 Treseille Terror - 2 Warkopko Dinamo - 2 Citta Sharks - 2 Talalahara Aztecs - 1 Dinglasibad Demons - 1 Kirkie Kings - 1 Rochfield Rhinos - 1 Villecalme Vampires - 0 Wargos Warriors - 0 Langdon Leopards - 0
