Druidan Intelligence Service
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The Druidan Intelligence Service consisted of one Rejistanian man, Syku Laxu , who wasn't particularly Druidan or, indeed, intelligent. Indeed, despite holding the post for over twelve years, his grasp of any Druidan language barely improved beyond basic. However, as President Margaret Smith couldn't understand a word he said, he just about got away with it. That was until he told the President's unnamed helper the wrong day for the final of the Under-21 World Cup in Total n Utter Insanity, in which Druida were playing. Laxu was promptly sacked. His replacement is a man known so far only as "Dave", who originates from Nova Britannicus.
