Drunken Pagan Weirdo
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The Drunken Pagan Weirdo is a national personfication of the nation of Drunken Pagan Weirdos dating back to the reign of the Drunken Pagan Emperor Alexander II. He was established as a common figure for all of the citizens of the nation to rally behind, similar to the United States' Uncle Sam. We all know, however, that Drunken Pagan Weirdo could totally kick Uncle Sam's ass in a fair fight.
In the profile photo to the right, painted by an unknown artist living somewhere in a cardboard box, Drunken Pagan Weirdo is shown in full regimental dress clutching a rifle and waving around a flag emblazoned with a rattlesnake, the nation's national animal.
