Dynet Sphere

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(work in progress)

History

Originally a small farming village on the western shore of Drashonaf, Dynet Sphere is now an internationally recognised nation after a visiting team of UN inspectors considering the Drashonaf application for membership were confronted by John, the village lunatic, who claimed to be King Xavier Raxmus and told them the story of the Dynet Sphere.

The Dynet Sphere story

The teakettle is the answer to all, the nectar it creates fixes many things It will calm the canary..it will allow the vines to pull the Dynet Sphere back to it's tomb where it governs The Dynet Sphere helps Earth, Cyberia and the actual Network keep peace. Cyberia is the organic and yet very data-based paralell twin to Earth.the Network is completely data-based.you humans don't realize this.but your "Internets" and "Telephones" rely on this Network The Network is in a paralell demension...Cyberia orbits Earth invisibly. That is simply its name..the Canary is the ultimate lifeform..it refuses to take a side. we need. to get the nectar. to it..then perhaps it will help us t will.fend off..those.not wanted. who wants to restore..the Chain of Three

Population

Since no one in Dynet Sphere can count higher than 18 the population is only an estimate, currently said to be 5 million. This seems unlikely since it is only a single village, but since all the other data supplied to the UN is made up anyway, why break the habit?

Government

Mayor

In a landslide election Mayor Tom defeated Rex (Tom's pet dog) by five votes to three. However Tom and Rex have remained close friends with the appointment of Rex as Judge.

Judge

Rex, the mayors dog.

Admiral of the Navy

Henry, a fisherman who owns two of the canoes.

Military

Navy

Dynet Sphere's naval forces are the envy of Todd, that hermit fisherman with a hut on the coast. Despite a recent training accident in which one of the nations 4 canoes was sunk morale remains high and repairs are underway to bring the fleet up to full strength. Admiral Henry was recently quoted on the subject of the accident as saying "Well it weren't my fault, were it? Damn fool aughta 'ave known not to take a canoe up a mountain."

Army

Although more a militia than a military, the army of Dynet Sphere is a force to be reckoned with, containing almost a dozen men, many of whom are even armed with hunting shotguns. With bold spirits after the Battle of John's Farms North-West Field in which a stray rabid dog was shot the army of Dynet Sphere will stop at nothing to defend it's borders.