Gnopica
Flag of Gnopica | |
Motto: Motto | |
Gnop! | |
Region | The Seventh Column |
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Capital | Chattanooga |
Official Language(s) | Gnopish |
Leader | JimmyChatt |
Population | Growing |
Currency | The Pfhor |
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In the beginning there was a paddle. This paddle begot another paddle. The paddles used their collective mind power to create...a ball. They bounced the ball for eons. Time had no meaning. Then, unexpectedly, one of the paddles made a mistake, miscalculating the trajectory of the ball. It missed. The paddle that missed exploded, and it was from this event that the entire universe was created. Some scholars suggest that somewhere a now lone paddle is looking down on us, but only sees the words "You Loose."
The Democratic Republic of Gnopica is the only country that still holds true to this legend, and local lore holds that Gnopica is settled on what was the center of the original mighty ball. The Gnopic religion is based upon the restoration of the Lost Paddle, and to once again, through the pursuit of the Tru7h, set the Great Paddles in motion, restoring harmony and equilibrium to the universe.
Gnopica's national animal is the pickle llama.
Gnopica is made up of three islands off of the west coast of Durandal. One is round, with two long, parallel islands on either side. Due to tectonic plates activity, the round island collides with one of the long Islands and then the other repeatedly. A collision happens about once every two million years.
A copy of the Gnopica constitution.