Hagnatrock
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| Motto: "Live like your last day, cuz hagnat is on bad mood"' | |
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| Region | Brasil |
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| Capital | Plunder Island |
| Official Language(s) | Portuguese, English, Spanish, Dutch, French, Arrr... |
| Leader | One Eye Hagnat |
| Population | 328 million at Nov.15,2004 |
| Currency | Sucky Dollar |
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Contents
Introduction & History
And then The Great Scoundrel said, Let there be light: and, arr, there be light
- Genesis 1:3, Hagnatrock New Bible, for Pirates
Hagnatrock is a rogue nation based on a huge archipelago. Their main interest is on power. The more power Hagnatrock can lay his hands on, the more the people rejoice.
Hagnatrock common people is the uncommon in other nations. It's basically composed of a mix of all kinds of pirates that exist on the face of Earth with gorgeous half-naked amazons. How this mix didn't put an end into it's existence remains a mistery for the common man, but even among pirates there still is a place for love and care, even if both those feeling cand disapear with a few golden coins.
The Days of the Sea
Hagnatrock was not always a nation of the land. - Well, many lands, since Hagnatrock is based on a huge archipellago, but that ain't the case... - In the past they we're known as The Olle Piraets, a bloodthirsty gang of pirates that seek the most fine women in the world, and a teddy bear.
The First Settlement
The Land Lubber Era
Politics
"Politics ? Allow me to 'politc' your ass!!"
- One Eye Hagnat
Hagnatrock is not known for it's political freedoms, since it have any. The way Hagnatrock is ruled is by the way of force. Whoever is stronger, rules.
Since One Eye Hagnat overthrown The Vicious Skunk 20 years ago he have been ruling Hagnatrock with an Iron Fist (literally, he lost his left fist during his fight against Vicious Skunk). He killed every single person who could represent a treat to his dictadorship, and grant his loyal friends all the high ranks in the army.
The only person alive in Hagnatrock who could represent a treat against One Eye Hagnat ruling is The Turtle King, Bowser... but he is way too busy ruling his little turtles against two italian plumbers that Hagnat allowed him to live... for a while...
Demographics
Ethnic Groups
- The Olle Pirates
- Bloodthirsty Pirates of the Southern Sea. They represent the majority of the male population in Hagnatrock. For them it only matters how much gold you have, how much rum you can drink and how big is the boobs of your wench. "Live for the plunder, die by the sword" is their popular motto.
- The Portuguese Pirates
- This tunna fish eaters sits among the most feared pirates in the world. Their lack of intelligence is nothing compared with the way they fight. When they ask the Olle Pirates if they could join their quest for fine women, there was no way to say 'no' whitout a fight... a fight that the tuna eaters would have easely won.
- The Viking Pirates
- Long beard, long hair, a large axe and a large keg! These viking guys were in Amazon Island thousand of years before the firs Olle Pirate even had born! Their were at least outnumber, so they had to share the good live with their new guests.
- The Amazon Chicks
- They are hot, that's all that matters... it's all that an Olle Pirate ever wanted... No one know how, but there is no single ugly or plain normal women among the Amazon. They all have big boobs and a fine ass, so who cares what they do to keep it like that?
The breeding is simple: The amazon raises the girls, the Pirates raises the boys. If a boy survive the first 12 years he joins one of the many pirate ships in Hagnatrock. Girls live with the Amazon, and are hard to conquer.
Religion
- The Pizza Eaters
- The Pizza Eaters own almost all Pizzas stores around Hagnatrock. They are dangerous, stay away.
- The Cult of the Rum
- Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Languages
Geography
Territories
- Plunder Island
- Capital of Hagnatrock. Home of the Evil Skull Murray, the most vicious skull on earth!
- Amazon Bay
- where all the hot chicks live... restricted area, only the nobles can go there
- Koppa Island
- Realm of the vicious King Bowser, a giant turtle that rule other minor turtles in a war against strange mushrooms and colorfull dinos.
- Treasure Island
- Where One Eye Hagnat keep all his gold and plunder away from pesky intruders... if you know which of the 5609 islands of Hagnatrock is Treasure Island, please, tell me ASAP!
- Secret Teddy Bear Cave
- What Secret Teddy Bear Cave ? We don't have one! We are all bloody pirates thirsty for ... Hey, get the hell out of that cave! And give me back my Teddy!
Economy
Culture
Military
Introduction
Army
Air Force
Hagnatrock Main Forces
- The Pirate Armada
- what Pirate Armada ? Hagnatrock denys to have one! We only have the 'Coast Guard'
- The 'Coast Guard'
- what Coast Guard ? Hagnatrock denys to have one! We only have the Pirate Armada
Miscellaneous topics
Extermal Links
No external reference meet yet.
Recent History
Nov.09,2004
- Hagnatrock helps Blue Moon in a attempt of invasion of other regions.
Nov.14,2004
