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== History == | == History == | ||
| − | 5,000 B.C. - 500 A.D. | + | '''5,000 B.C. - 500 A.D.''' |
Over the course of this time, Hockey Canada was freezing and becoming over 3 kilometres deep of ice. This happening, it was fully blocked off by the Иркутск (Irkutsk) mountains. A mountain range that fully blocks Hockey Canada away from all contact with any other nation. | Over the course of this time, Hockey Canada was freezing and becoming over 3 kilometres deep of ice. This happening, it was fully blocked off by the Иркутск (Irkutsk) mountains. A mountain range that fully blocks Hockey Canada away from all contact with any other nation. | ||
| − | 500 - 750 | + | '''500 - 750''' |
In this time, Hockey Canada was first seen by the intrepid Zlinbrozny who, unaware at the time, would go on to be the first person to ever see the vast and snowy Hockey Canadian terrain. | In this time, Hockey Canada was first seen by the intrepid Zlinbrozny who, unaware at the time, would go on to be the first person to ever see the vast and snowy Hockey Canadian terrain. | ||
| − | 750 - 1200 | + | '''750 - 1200''' |
Zlinbrozny's legends are heard and sometime within this time period, many people from Icelandic and Greenlandic (present day [[Kalaallit Nunaat]]) settlements established the first-ever Arctic city, Ревуокнав (Revuocnav). | Zlinbrozny's legends are heard and sometime within this time period, many people from Icelandic and Greenlandic (present day [[Kalaallit Nunaat]]) settlements established the first-ever Arctic city, Ревуокнав (Revuocnav). | ||
| − | 1200 - 1348 | + | '''1200 - 1348''' |
Peace in Hockey Canada as population triples and many trans-arctic cities are formed. | Peace in Hockey Canada as population triples and many trans-arctic cities are formed. | ||
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| − | 1348 - 1365 | + | 1348 - 1365''' |
War of the North. Hockey Canada's first war and contributes more than half of all northern soldiers. War begins alliances with regional friends, [[Iansisle]]. | War of the North. Hockey Canada's first war and contributes more than half of all northern soldiers. War begins alliances with regional friends, [[Iansisle]]. | ||
| − | 1365 - 1796 | + | '''1365 - 1796''' |
Hockey Canada's first Communist-Anarchist hybrid government established in the worlds most northernly capital, Отнорот (Otnorot). | Hockey Canada's first Communist-Anarchist hybrid government established in the worlds most northernly capital, Отнорот (Otnorot). | ||
| − | 1796 - 1919 | + | '''1796 - 1919''' |
Numerous wars fought in as Hockey Canada's location and hockey teams become legendary. NHL teams established as now known as the good days before the evil Gary Bettman. | Numerous wars fought in as Hockey Canada's location and hockey teams become legendary. NHL teams established as now known as the good days before the evil Gary Bettman. | ||
| − | 1919 - 2002 | + | '''1919 - 2002''' |
Time in which Hockey Canada does not win a single gold medal. Partly because they did not participate in the Olympics. | Time in which Hockey Canada does not win a single gold medal. Partly because they did not participate in the Olympics. | ||
| − | + | ''' | |
| − | 2002 - 2003 | + | 2002 - 2003''' |
All records lost in the "Ice Years". A time where it is the coldest temperature in recorded history. | All records lost in the "Ice Years". A time where it is the coldest temperature in recorded history. | ||
| − | 2004 - Present Day | + | '''2004 - Present Day''' |
Hockey Canada participates in numerous hockey tournements and is still seeking for victory. | Hockey Canada participates in numerous hockey tournements and is still seeking for victory. | ||
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| + | == Sports == == | ||
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| + | '''Hockey''' | ||
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| + | Hockey Canadians love their national pastime, Hockey. Beginning and invented in Hockey Canada when the first game was played with pieces of ice, bone, and a wolf skull as a puck. Hockey Canadians have been upset from the 2004-2005 lockout. But there is other sports Hockey Canadians play. | ||
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| + | '''Football''' | ||
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| + | Football was first introduced by Iansisle, when they played an exhibition game aginst Hockey Canada a few years ago. A strange and alien game to the icy nation, they have learned and are currently participating in the NS Bowl. A great tournement, Hockey Canada is looking for many victories this coming sport. | ||
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| + | == Soccer == | ||
Revision as of 23:19, 19 February 2005
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| Flag of Hockey Canada | |
| Motto: "The real victory is on ice!" | |
| No Map Available Yet | |
| Region | NPIG |
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| Capital | |
| Official Language(s) | |
| Government | |
| Population | < 250 million |
| Currency | Zlin |
| NS Sunset XML | |
Hockey Canada, a wonderfully cold nation lying just above the 80th Parallel, where anyone can freeze their genitals off without proper heating.
The large barren land of Hockey Canada, covering over nine tenths of all Arctic lands, is a Communist-Anarchist hybrid nation that just loves a good sports competition.
History
5,000 B.C. - 500 A.D.
Over the course of this time, Hockey Canada was freezing and becoming over 3 kilometres deep of ice. This happening, it was fully blocked off by the Иркутск (Irkutsk) mountains. A mountain range that fully blocks Hockey Canada away from all contact with any other nation.
500 - 750
In this time, Hockey Canada was first seen by the intrepid Zlinbrozny who, unaware at the time, would go on to be the first person to ever see the vast and snowy Hockey Canadian terrain.
750 - 1200
Zlinbrozny's legends are heard and sometime within this time period, many people from Icelandic and Greenlandic (present day Kalaallit Nunaat) settlements established the first-ever Arctic city, Ревуокнав (Revuocnav).
1200 - 1348
Peace in Hockey Canada as population triples and many trans-arctic cities are formed. 1348 - 1365
War of the North. Hockey Canada's first war and contributes more than half of all northern soldiers. War begins alliances with regional friends, Iansisle.
1365 - 1796
Hockey Canada's first Communist-Anarchist hybrid government established in the worlds most northernly capital, Отнорот (Otnorot).
1796 - 1919
Numerous wars fought in as Hockey Canada's location and hockey teams become legendary. NHL teams established as now known as the good days before the evil Gary Bettman.
1919 - 2002
Time in which Hockey Canada does not win a single gold medal. Partly because they did not participate in the Olympics. 2002 - 2003
All records lost in the "Ice Years". A time where it is the coldest temperature in recorded history.
2004 - Present Day
Hockey Canada participates in numerous hockey tournements and is still seeking for victory.
Sports ==
Hockey
Hockey Canadians love their national pastime, Hockey. Beginning and invented in Hockey Canada when the first game was played with pieces of ice, bone, and a wolf skull as a puck. Hockey Canadians have been upset from the 2004-2005 lockout. But there is other sports Hockey Canadians play.
Football
Football was first introduced by Iansisle, when they played an exhibition game aginst Hockey Canada a few years ago. A strange and alien game to the icy nation, they have learned and are currently participating in the NS Bowl. A great tournement, Hockey Canada is looking for many victories this coming sport.
