Hockey Canada
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| Flag of Hockey Canada | |
| Motto: "The real victory is on ice!" | |
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| Population | < 250 million |
| Currency | Zlin |
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Hockey Canada, a wonderfully cold nation lying just above the 80th Parallel where anyone can freeze there genitals off without proper heating.
The large barren land of Hockey Canada covering over nine tenths of all Arctic lands is a Communist-Anarchist hybrid nation that just loves a good sports competition.
History
5,000 B.C. - 500 A.D.
Over the course of this time, Hockey Canada was freezing and becoming over 3 kilometres feep of ice. This happening, it was fully blocked off by the Иркутск (Irkutsk) mountains. A mountain range that fully blocks Hockey Canada away from all contact with any other nation.
500 - 750
In this time, Hockey Canada was first seen by the intrepid Zlinbrozny, who unaware at the time, would go on to be the first person to ever see the vast and snowy Hockey Canadian terrain.
750 - 1200
Zlinbrozny's legends are heard and sometime within this time period, many people from Icelandic and Greenlandic (present day Kallaait Nunaat) settlements established the first-ever Arctic city, Ревуокнав (Revuocnav).
1200 - 1348
Peace in Hockey Canada as population triples and many trans-arctic cities are formed.
1348 - 1365
War of the North. Hockey Canada's first war and contributes more than half of all northern soldiers. War begins alliances with regional friends, Iansisle.
1365 - 1796
Hockey Canada's first Communist-Anarchist hybrid government established in the worlds most northernly capital, Отнорот (Otnorot).
1796 - 1919
Numerous wars fought in as Hockey Canada's location and hockey teams become legendary. NHL teams established as now known as the good days before the evil Gary Bettman.
1919 - 2002
Time in which Hockey Canada does not win a single gold medal. Partly because they did not participate in the Olympics.
2002 - 2003
All records lost in the "Ice Years". A time where it is the coldest temperature in recorded history.
2004 - Present Day
Hockey Canada participates in numerous hockey tournements and is still seeking for victory.
