Insane Clone Troopers

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Insane Clone Troopers
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Flag of Insane Clone Troopers
Motto: "Speak only when spoken to, Vader!"
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Region The galactic Imperial Army
Capital Coruscant
Official Language(s) English, Galactic Basic
Leader Xiongs
Population 572 million
Currency Credit 
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The Spiked Kaminoan Cloning Vats of Insane Clone Troopers is a huge, devout nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 572 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insane Clone Troopers's national animal is the xichen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the credit.