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Kahanistan

Flag of Kahanistan
Motto: Lex Asinus Est. (The Law's an Ass.)
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Region	Graveyard of Deleted Nations
Capital	Najaster
Official Language(s)	English, Arabic, Hebrew, Latin
Leader	Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if
Population	560,000,000
Currency	Racist Shekel
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History of Kahanistan

The Rogue Nation of Kahanistan originated in 2037, when murderous Zionist extremists were banished to the desert to further peace in the Middle East. Between 2037 and 2053, more than two million extremists killed each other and were killed in battles with the far better equipped Egyptians. In 2047 it changed its name to the Murderous Zionist Entity of Kahanistan, and has kept that name ever since, although it has been neither murderous nor Zionist in fact since 2062.

In 2071 Kahanistan wrote a new socialist constitution guaranteeing universal human rights. Ostracism from the rest of the world ended within months, and by 2098 Kahanistan was a world power. In 2115 Kahanistan became a superpower, a status it has held for nearly 100 years.

Resources

Kahanistan's major natural resources are farmland and petroleum, which its industries convert to plastics. Its energy is supplied by nuclear fusion, the byproducts of which it dumps on the barren Moon, where nothing lives anyway. Kahanistan's scientists have experimented with dumping pigshit on the nuclear dumps, to see what kind of mutations take place in the bacteria, however.

President

President Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if was born in Najaster in 2171. He became president upon the assassination of Moshe K. Abramovitz in 2210. Little is known of his past, but it is known that he was a general and later a member of Parliament before being mysteriously appointed vice president in 2204.