Kasey and Kurt
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| Motto: "Where the hell did I put my Ritalin?" | |
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| Region | Tundra |
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| Capital | New Sidviciousland |
| Official Language(s) | Lambonese and Alexian |
| Leader | Empress Alexia |
| Population | 520 million |
| Currency | The Lambo |
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The Psychotic Empire of Kasey and Kurt is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 886 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 25%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kasey and Kurt's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the lambo.
History
Okay, once upon a time uhh, This chick Alexia was princess of the land of fords and was preparing to inherit the crown when she decided she just didn't like Fords but she like all manufacturers and her father king Louis II got really pissed off and said If you don't revolve around Fords then you'll be exiled!!! so alexia choose her new love for Dodges and Chevys over being queen and her father put her in a silly little boat and let her drift off to sea. He also threw Kasey Kahne into the boat because he too was a traiterous bastard and left for gasp! Dodge! and Kurt Busch went too because he was just a trouble maker and a King Louis II did not not want trouble makers in his realm.
So after 3 days at sea, the 3 of them landed on a little island full of heathens who didn't know anything about Dodges, chevys, and Fords. The natives fell in love with Alexia and soon declared her their queen. But Alexia decided to be a dictator instead with Kasey and Kurt at her side making up the laws and thus a little nation was born.
