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'''The Democratic States of Kayanastan''' is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. | '''The Democratic States of Kayanastan''' is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. | ||
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| Flag of Kayanastan | |
| Motto: "You only live once. Screw subtlety." | |
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| Region | Eurasia Magnus |
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| Capital | Kay City |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Leader | Empress Kay |
| Population | Many |
| Currency | Drachma |
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The Democratic States of Kayanastan is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
Political activists are routinely executed, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a problem. Kayanastan's national animal is the coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the drachma.
The Democratic States of Kayanastan is known throughout the region for its castratobots, which have proven to be the most effective military weapons ever created. Temples line the streets of every city, and citizens are required to pray to the Divine Goddess, Kay, 13 times per day.
The government is ruled by Dictator Ellie, who conducts the day-to-day affairs of the nation. She promises brutal, swift retribution against all who have ever questioned her, a barcode on the foreheads of all citizens. After years of struggling with an oil economy, the conversion to hydrogen fuel cell technology is complete. Stem cell research has been granted wads of cash, and creationism is taught in all public schools so long as evolution is taught in churches. Any one can marry anyone else. Abortion is legal.
The Kayanastanian Space agency has created the first low cost reusable space vehicle, dubbed the Phoenix, and plans are under way for a massive space elevator to be built some time within the next decade.
Massive restructurings of the prison systems have eliminated the lethal injection in favor of strapping down the offender and turning lose the victims families with large sharp objects. The military has been restructured as the National Defense Force, and abroad shall be Peacekeepers with the understanding that there shall be no offensive wars unless someone else starts it. Instead of trying to conquer the world militarily we'll do it economically, flood all markets with cheaper Kayanastanian goods.
In an effort to stop muggings,Kayanastan has a now cashless society: all citizens are injected with a credit chip in their right hands. Also underway are several top secret projects involving artificial intelligence, and nano technology.In a rare public address, the divine Empress Kay has stated "No one shall starve to death or be homeless. the gov't will cover basics food and housing for everyone, if you want nicer things, go get a job."
Kayanastan is a warlike nation, which frequently sends freedom fighters,guerrilla warfare experts, and spies into its neighbouring countries. One of the favourite pasttimes of Kayanastanisian troops is to moon the passing warships of the Mediteranean Empire.
Kayanastan is located on a large tropical island off the Western coast of Eurasia Magnus. Its navy is supreme in the region, consisting of hundreds of ballistic missile submarines, capable of cleansing the entire planet multiple times over with their omnitronium warheads. Unmanned Aerial drones fly reconnaisance around the island nations perimeter, and ensure enemy nations don't go empire building in their direction.
Kayanastan has been declared a member of the Axis of Evil by George W. Bush, and upon hearing this the Dictator and Empress laugh mercilessly at the monkey faced american president.
