Minnesotan Confederacy
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English
Spanish, Hmong, Somali
- Kaiser
- Chancellor
- Ruling party
· Free-market capitalist state
His Imperial Majesty J.L. I
Calvin Cyprian, Jr.
Minnesotan Patriot Party
- joined Union
- seceded
- formed confederation
- became a monarchy
May 11, 1858
June 8, 1949
June 23, 1965
October 3, 1985
- Total
- % water
2,353,469 km²
6.47
- Total (2006)
4,360,000,000
- Total (USD)
- GDP/capita (USD)
$220,934,825,655,795.91
$59,602.81
English name
Common Loon
English name
Showy lady slipper
English name
Norway Pine
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The United Empire of the Minnesotan Confederacy is an absolute monarchy located in the Midwest, and comprised of the following states: Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky, and Virginia. While the Minnesotan Confederacy is an authoritarian single-party state that never holds elections, the government is highly decentralized and almost completely free of corruption. Most civil liberties are fully protected, on paper and in practice, by the government; however, even the remotest semblance of dissent is ruthlessly smashed. The Minnesotan Confederacy has a robust free-market economy characterized by tremendous annual growth, minimal inflation, balanced budgets, a favorable balance of trade, and huge budgetary surpluses. The nation is a prominent actor on the world stage, militarily and economically.
Contents
History
Roots of secession
The Great Depression
Secessionist tendencies first began to bubble shortly after the Great Crash devastated the economy of the United States. As bumbling bureaucrats conceived a string of half-baked plans riddled with fallacies, and Washington's meddling in the economy grew ever greater, the economy went into free-fall, and continued to decline at an alarming rate. Disgusted with the ineptitude and "creeping socialism" of the federal government, many Minnesotans started or joined pro-independence Minnesotan nationalist parties and began to clamor for Minnesota's secession from the Union. A 1931 poll indicated that support for secession ran as high as 67%, with only 13% opposed and 20% undecided. State-wide elections were held in 1932, and the pro-independence Minnesotan Freedom and Independence Party won an overwhelming majority of seats in both the House and Senate, and the party president, Ian Gibbs, became governor. A resolution calling for "immediate, complete, and unconditional independence" was drafted, but Governor Gibbs told his colleagues to "wait and see" how the presidential election went before making a "rash decision." To their chagrin, the left-of-center Franklin D. Roosevelt won by a landslide.
A private little war
One of Roosevelt's first actions as President was to denounce Minnesota as a "rogue state." "We will not allow these reactionary crackpots to disrupt the unity of our nation," F.D.R. warned. "Any attempt by the State of Minnesota to secede from this Union will be dealt with in the strictest fashion necessary." Few heeded his words, and most Minnesotans scoffed at what they considered to be an empty threat. However, they learned soon enough that the President was not joking at all. When, on May 19, 1933, Governor Gibbs signed the Minnesota Secession Act, F.D.R. deployed 18,000 soldiers of the U.S. Army to "restore order." The Minnesotans, confronted with a daunting foe bent on their annihilation, faced their imminent destruction without fear, and fought the invaders with all their heart and soul. Their guerrilla tactics were, for a time, highly successful. However, four months later, in desperation, the Army resorted to scorched earth tactics, such as carpet bombing cities, depriving rural areas of food supplies, and imprisoning thousands in concentration camps. After seven months of brutal warfare, at a total cost of more than 700,000 Minnesotan lives and the destruction of 65% of Minnesota's economy, the "skirmish," as F.D.R. euphemistically dubbed it, was over. It would be more than fifteen years for the fires of secession to burn in the hearts of Minnesotans again.
The Second World War
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