New Nicksyllvania
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| Motto: May the Empire be Eternal | |||||||
| Official Language | English | ||||||
| Capital | Nickograd | ||||||
| Government Type | Autocratic Monarchy | ||||||
| Emperor | His Imperial Majesty Nicholas CCLXVI Masakaze Sawatsky | ||||||
| Supreme Comrade Generalissmo | His Imperial Majesty Nicholas CCLXVI Masakaze Sawatsky | ||||||
| Formation - Original Empire - Republic - New Empire - New Greater Empire |
0N (759BC) 2631N (1872AD) 2638N (1879AD) 2690N (1931AD) | ||||||
| National animal - Critter - Bird |
Ferret Crow | ||||||
| Land Area - Total (2007) |
7,741,220 km² | ||||||
| Population - Total (2007) |
4,578,079,168 | ||||||
| Population Density - Total (2007) |
590.7 | ||||||
Last Updated June, 17 2007
Official Name: The Glorious Imperial Socialist Empire of Great New Nicksyllvania
Contents
History:
Economy:
Refferred as: "Frightening"
Economy Type: Complete State Control, Private Enterprise legal for Consumer goods
Exchange Rate: 10 Nicks = ~$1.6
Gross Domestic Product: $150 Trillion
GDP Per Capita: $32,674.03
Unemployment Rate: 0%
Population in poverty: 0%
Currency: The Nick
Agriculture Products: Rice, Grain, Corn, Sugar beets Vegetable, Pork, Goats, Poultry, Beef, Dairy Products, eggs, fish
Industries: Complete Range of Mining and extractive industries producing uranium, coal, oil, gas, chemicals, and metals, Auto manufacturing, Electronic Equipment, Arms Manufactoring, Machine Tools, Steel Refining and other metals, Chemicals, Textiles, Processed Food, Industrial Equipment, consumer durables, Printing, Information Technology.
Current Enviromental Issues due to Industry: Air pollution from power plant emissions results in acid rain, Acidification of lakes and reservoirs degrading water quality and threatening aquatic life, air pollution from heavy industry, emissions of coal-fired electric plants, and transportation in major cities; industrial, municipal, and agricultural pollution of inland waterways and seacoasts; deforestation; soil erosion, scattered areas of sometimes intense radioactive contamination, groundwater contamination from toxic waste, urban solid waste management,abandoned stocks of obsolete pesticides.
Major Corporations:
Imperial Nicksyllvanian State Corporation: Massive State controlled corporation that runs all of the nation's National Industries, like Arms Manufactoring, Mining, Refining, and most other Heavy Industires, as well as holding a large stake in various consumer industries.
Imperial Nicksyllvanian Agricultural Board: State Corporation which run's 93% of the Nation's farmland as well as running national "State Kitchens" where cooked food is available at extremely low prices.
Black Ferret Soft: A Large Private (although 35% State owned) corporation devoted to developing and publishing existing computer software and programs. Currently the largest and most profitable company for the Nicksyllvanian Computer Industry.
Politics
Chief of State: Emperor Nicholas Masakaze Sawatsky
Head of Government: Supreme Comrade Generalissmo Nicholas Masakaze Sawatsky
The Emperor serves as the Representative of the people, and chooses the Supreme Council who serve as the main political branch, creating legislation and enforcing it. The Parliament may veto any legislation the Supreme Council makes with a 30% opposed vote, although the emperor can veto the veto. The Supreme Comrade Generalissmo is elected from the Supreme Council members to be the head of the Supreme Council, he is given the power to directly veto any decision the Supreme Council makes regardless of imperial permission. The Emperor may choose his heir, which must be male. The heir is not limited to the bloodline and members of the Supreme Council or parliament may be chosen, as long as they wed a direct descendent of the Emperor (Although gay marriage is legal, Homosexuals are not permissable to be Emperor and homosexuality itself is nonexistant). If no heir is chosen or is indeterminable, the descendent with the highest military rank will receive the crown.
The Parliament has 500 seats and is determined by porportional vote. They are given the power to submit legislations to the Supreme Council, who may edit it to suit national needs, unless they are vetoed by parliament unless they are vetoed by the emperor unless vetoed by the Supreme Comrade Generalissmo. Elections are Decadely due the the Nicksyllvanian Bureacracy's obsession with easily calculated numbers. Voting is voluntary for all people, however if someone doesn't vote, their vote is automatically registered to vote for the current ruling party, since they took no effort to vote it is safe to conclude they are happy with the current party.
Main Political Parties of the Nicksyllvanian Imperium The Imperial Socialist Party of Nicksyllvania:
Political Doctrine: Liberal-Conservative Socialist Imperial Totalitarianism
The Social Imperialist Party of Nicksyllvania:
Political Doctrine: Liberal Socialist Imperial Totalitarianism
Recent legislation has either banned other opposition parties, or forced mergers of the parties into one of the 2 main.
Religion
Nicksyllvania is officially an Atheist State, however multiple ancient religious traditions and beliefs are still held by the populace, such as belief in the Emperor's Divinity and the sacred soil of Nicksyllvania. These beliefs are further reinforced by the educational process and by the military. Festivals are held in celebration of each season, usually on sundays as to not intrude on factory work hours.
Law and Order
Crime is almost Non-existant in Nicksyllvania, thanks to our Education system, our excellent social programs, our competent and efficient police force, and harsh punishments.
All Citizens have a GPS Chip attached to them so their location can be tracked anywhere. Camera's are an invasion of privacy, the intention is to know the location of potential suspects, not know what they are doing at all times.
1st Class Crime: For the Most serious Crimes against the State, 1st Class Crimes are dealt with Extremely Harshly. The Offender Serves in labour camp for 5 years while sustaining severe beatings while being kept alive. At the end of the term, they are stripped, put on a humiliating costume and are denailed, Castrated, and foot roasted publically, then boiled alive and finally Flayed, with their head impaled upon a stick.
2nd Class Crime: Criminals are sent to forced labour camps for 10-15 years. At the end they are offered a chance to commit seppuku with no executioner. If refused the criminal will be beheaded, if the prisoner attempts to flee or cheat death, he will receive a 1st Class Death.
3rd Class Crime: The Criminal will be given a chance at Redemption by commiting Seppuku with no executioner. If refused, he is given 2nd Class Crime treatment.
4th Class Crime: 6 months to 5 years of Labour Camp
5th Class Crime: For minor crimes, 5 minutes to one hour beating.
In Times of War, 3rd Class and higher Criminals will be entitled to join Penal regiments to Fight for their country to redeem themselves, or at least save themselves from an otherwise painful death. They are fitted with explosive Collars and are Closely monitored by NISPCOMM, if a single prisoners runs away his company as well as himself will be decapitated.
Arson - 4th Class
Assault - No punishments
Battery - 5th Class
Blackmail - No punishments, it is victims fault for submitting to such.
Child sexual abuse - 2nd Class
Counterfeiting - 3rd Class
Conspiracy - 3rd CLass
Drug possession - 4th Class, Marajuana is Legal
Embezzlement - 3rd Class
Espionage - 1st Class
Extortion - 4th Class, Legal for Soldiers in Enemy territory
Forgery - 3rd Class
Fraud - 3rd Class
Grand Theft Auto - 4th Class
Identity theft - 2nd Class
Kidnapping - 2nd Class
Larceny - 5th Class
Looting - 3rd Class, Legal for Soldiers in Enemy Territory
Manslaughter - 4th Class
Murder - 3rd Class
Perjury - 1st Class
Racketeering - 2nd Class
Rape - 2nd Class
Robbery - 4th Class
Slander of the Government- 5th Class
Smuggling - 2nd Class
Stalking - 5th Class
Theft - 4th Class
Treason - 1st Class
Trespass - 5th Class
Vandalism - 5th Class
Military
Will start soon
Media and Communications
Telephone Code: 112
Internet Suffix: .nik
Television Channels
01-NNNNN (New Nicksyllvanian National News Network)
02-Television Listing
03-NNEB1 (New Nicksyllvanian Entertainment Broadcast 1)
04-NNEB2 (New Nicksyllvanian Entertainment Broadcast 2)
05-NNCTV (New Nicksyllvanian Comedy Television)
06-NNMKids (New Nicksyllvanian Male Children Programming)
07-NNSports (New Nicksyllvanian Sports Channel)
08-NNCOMBAT (New Nicksyllvanian Military Channel)
09-NNFKids (New Nicksyllvanian Female Children Programming)
10-NNPBC (New Nicksyllvanian Public Broadcast Channel)
11-NNAN (New Nicksyllvanian Animation Network)
12-NNCM (New Nicksyllvanian Classical Movie Network)
13-NNMTV (New Nicksyllvanian Music Television)
14-ECTV (Emperors Choice Television)
15-NNEB3 (New Nicksyllvanian Entertainment Broadcast 3)
16-FEC (Foreign Entertainment Channel)
17-IHC (Imperial History Channel)
18-FEC2 (Foreign Entertainment Channel 2)
19-NNSFN (Nicksyllvanian Science Fiction Network)
20-ComputeNick (Nicksyllvanian Computer/Gaming Channel)
21-NNPP (New Nicksyllvanian Pornographic Programs)
22-IPA (Imperial Pornographic Archives)
23-NNPBC2 (New Nicksyllvanian Public Broadcast Channel)
24-NNRC (New Nicksyllvanian Request Channel)
25-NNRC (New Nicksyllvanian Request Channel 2)
26-NNEB4 (New Nicksyllvanian Entertainment Broadcast 4)
27-IDC (Imperial Discovery Channel)
28-NNEB5 (New Nicksyllvanian Entertainment Broadcast 5)
