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Revision as of 20:25, 25 April 2007
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| Flag of Onderkelkia | |
| Motto: Screw the masses, i rule | |
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| Region | The Land of Kings and Emperors |
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| Capital | O. For Odious |
| Official Language(s) | Gibberish, Assholian |
| Leader | INSERTHUMANHERE
weaknesses= humour |
| Population | Just one annoying dick |
| Currency | The Odios Twat |
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Entry to LKE Parliament
Onderkelkia entered the Parliament of LKE bearing the severed head of liberty and a burning flag, as the region quite likes traitors, Westiana (Also a convicted traitor under the guise of Mr. President due to the Colony fiasco) offered him a seat in parliament so he could opress people with his new bumchum.
He soon rose to be as annoying and hated as westiana and even became more despised and anally retentive than his previous persona. Today, Onder-Like, Onder-Worthy or Onder-Mode are terms which mean (In respective order) Onder-Like no personality and a zeal for being an odious twat. Onder-Worthy backstabbing or being a sly and evil villain. Onder-Mode. Not in the mood to act human in anyway whatsoever at this time.
Footnotes. Greetings has become a word that sends chills up mens spines and turns milk sour. Lucius has recently allowed O.T (Odious Twat) to ascend to the LKE throne.
The Rise to Power as a Facsist Pig
SIEG HEIL!
Onderkelkia long coveted the throne of LKE, but only recently managed to sodomize lucius enough that he would let him sit on it for 5 minutes a day, between daily lynchings and nap time. As his first act as Fuhrer, Onder proclaimed that anyone who slightly resembled anyone else would be investigated thoroughly, somewhat an expert at the subject as Onder has had no less than 4 persona (that we know of.)
British Whiskum (Convicted Traitor) Res-Pink-Ia Respy:(Traitor) Ignias (Traitor) Kelkia (Asshole.)
Top Ten Onder Facts. 1. He is the only man in LKE history to have won Most Evil award other than Lord alphanesia. 2. He is in fact a homosexual. 3. LMR who supposedly "Hates" Onder, goes to extreme lengths to satisfy him in all meanings of the word. 4. Onderkelkia has managed to make Citizen Erased swear, a feat which many have tried to duplicate. None have suceeded. 5. Only once has Onderkelkia ever admitted he was Wrong, and he never said the word Wrong. 6. Anyone who works closely with the man has either fired him, or transfered to another department. 7. upon discovering that Onder was to be CIGS (A role scrapped due to the large amount of corruption onder brought to it) Senator TC said: "...im not having that Odious Twat as my Cigs." 8. Onder gets off telling people such as Jamhug LA and Epsilon Anamdrae that they cant come back to the reason because they are traitors, but is in fact a traitor himself, and has been found guilty 4 times of treason, and god knows how many more were pardoned or undiscovered. 9. Upon arrival, many new immigrants to LKE suffer the merciless attacks from Onder wherein he accuses them of being traitors. 10. He is quite possibly, not a human but in fact a line of code set up by InvisionFree in a bid to piss us all off and make us more active so we can get rid of him.
