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flag=http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/citizen_erased2790/DarkEagle.jpg |
 
region=[[The Land of Kings and Emperors]] |
 
region=[[The Land of Kings and Emperors]] |
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motto= Screw the masses, i rule |
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motto=TERRA REGANUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGEBIT! |
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map=[No Map ] |
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map=No Map Available |
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language= Gibberish, Assholian |
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language=English, Latin |
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capital= O. For Odious |
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capital=Inginas |
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population= Just one annoying dick |
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population=Growing Constistently |
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currency= The Odios Twat |
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currency=Sovereign |
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leader= INSERTHUMANHERE |
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leader=Kelkingon
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weaknesses= humour |
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== Entry to LKE Parliament ==
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== Summary ==
  
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Onderkelkia entered the Parliament of LKE bearing the severed head of liberty and a burning flag, as the region quite likes traitors, Westiana (Also a convicted traitor under the guise of Mr. President due to the Colony fiasco) offered him a seat in parliament so he could opress people with his new bumchum.  
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'''OnderKelkia''' is a member of [[The Land of Kings and Emperors]] (the LKE) where he has served as Prime Minister twice and as well as in various ministerial roles. He is currently Director General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency (Head of LKE Intelligence), Chief of the Imperial General Staff of the LKE (Professional Head of the Imperial Army), Lord Chancellor of [[Norwood]] (Senior Judge of a LKE Colony) and Attorney General (Chief LKE Lawyer). He also sits in the House of Lords of the LKE after a very long political career. He now mainly devotes himself to intelligence, legal and military matters. OnderKelkia has also served as the Air Marshal of the [[The New Inquisition]] Armed Forces and sat on the Committee that wrote the The New Inquisition Consitution.  
  
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He soon rose to be as annoying and hated as westiana and even became more despised and anally retentive than his previous persona. Today, Onder-Like, Onder-Worthy or Onder-Mode are terms which mean (In respective order)
 
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Onder-Like no personality and a zeal for being an odious twat.
 
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Onder-Worthy backstabbing or being a sly and evil villain.
 
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Onder-Mode. Not in the mood to act human in anyway whatsoever at this time.
 
  
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== Pre First Term ==
  
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OnderKelkia arrived in the LKE due to a secret agreeement to allow him (Inginas, then a enemy of the LKE) into the region after he defected from TALKEC to the LKE. He was made a Member of Parliament within a Hour and then made Minister of Finance by [[Westiana]]. Shortly after his arrival Jamhug and Epsilon Andromedae formed a independence movement, taking the Colony of TNL and attempting to invade the Land of Dragionia. The invasion was prevented due to the assistance of The New Inquisition, then a growing LKE Ally. OnderKelkia was shortly appointed Minister of Intelligence and placed several spies in the Breack Away Group (the Federation) which was the first target of LKE Intelligence. He also discovered many federation plots to disrupt the LKE thought up by individuals such as Epsilon Andromedae. OnderKelkia was however crucial in the downfall of Prime Minister Westiana who was voted out by a Vote of No Confidence. He was originally opposed to removing Westiana but was persuaded by individuals such as Citizen Erased and Hobgoblin to change his mind. Citizen Erased suceeded Westiana as Prime Minister and appointed OnderKelkia, the first Minister of Defence - a Combination of the Ministries of War and Intelligence. At this point, the LKE Armed Forces became much more organised and repelled a Invasion of Munster organised by Epsilon Andrdomedae. The [[LKE Intelligence Service]] was founded as the first formal intelligence body in the region during this period of time. OnderKelkia was praised by the Emperor and Prime Minister Erased for his reorganisation of the Military. After this OnderKelkia resigned from the Government over its opposition to a Amendment to the Constitution that he supported. The Prime Minister's resignation quickly followed and after a leadership crisis in the ruling People's Party, OnderKelkia was selected as Party Leader and won a General Election on the 13th September 2006.
  
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Footnotes.
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Greetings has become a word that sends chills up mens spines and turns milk sour.
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Lucius has recently allowed O.T (Odious Twat) to ascend to the LKE throne.
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== The Rise to Power as a Fascist Pig ==
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SIEG HEIL!
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Onderkelkia long coveted the throne of LKE, but only recently managed to sodomize lucius enough that he would let him sit on it for 5 minutes a day, between daily lynchings and nap time.
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As his first act as Fuhrer, Onder proclaimed that anyone who slightly resembled anyone else would be investigated thoroughly, somewhat an expert at the subject as Onder has had no less than 4 persona (that we know of.)
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British Whiskum
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(Convicted Traitor)
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Res-Pink-Ia
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Respy:(Traitor)
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Ignias (Traitor)
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Kelkia (Asshole.)
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== Our Top Tens ==
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Top Ten Reasons to Hate Onder.
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1. He screwed around with someones love who shall remain anonamous, causing them to commit treason because he "Loved them" and he couldnt do it. At this point he summarily tried and found guilty his "Lover". Her Whereabouts are unknown, she has quit NS, and we here hope she managed to realise what a bastard he is.
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2. He attempted to depress someone who played NS so he could take the lead.
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3. He is quite possibly the most annoying man ever.
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4. He was nominated for Biggest Douche in The Universe, but unfortunately the judges didnt want him to attend the awards, on account of him being a Douche.
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5. He is a Privacy invading Nazi.
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6. He admires Hitler for his "Handling of the undesireables" (This is true, it was revealed in a convo with LA who graciously supplied this info, and the moment i find out how to post up pictures a screenprint will follow.
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7. Because its just so easy.
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8. So we all have a common goal.
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9. So you can join the annual Onder-Hunt.
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10. So you can make him rant and rave at you, which is quite possibly one of the funniest sights in the world.
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Top ten ways to annoy onder.
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1. Hack his NSwiki account and change it ;)
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2. Send the link out to EVERYONE.
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3. Call him a Homosexual. (Nothing against gays, its just it seems to piss him off.)
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4. Say "So do you look like your pic in RL?"
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5. invite him into a roleplay sex convo. (supplied by LA.)
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6. copy his msn name and colour, then say treasonous things and screenprint it. (Supplied by LA)
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7. Remind him that he is an Odious Twat. Daily.
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8. Nudge his MSN, repeatedly.
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9. Spam his Inbox in LKE wil LOLOLOLOLOL.
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10. Say "Is it true?" constantly and refuse to divulge what "It" is.
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Top Ten Onder Facts.
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1. He is the only man in LKE history to have won Most Evil award other than Lord alphanesia.
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2. He is in fact a homosexual.
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3. LMR who supposedly "Hates" Onder, goes to extreme lengths to satisfy him in all meanings of the word.
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4. Onderkelkia has managed to make Citizen Erased swear, a feat which many have tried to duplicate. None have suceeded.
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5. Only once has Onderkelkia ever admitted he was Wrong, and he never said the word Wrong.
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6. Anyone who works closely with the man has either fired him, or transfered to another department.
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7. upon discovering that Onder was to be CIGS (A role scrapped due to the large amount of corruption onder brought to it) Senator TC said: "...im not having that Odious Twat as my Cigs."
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8. Onder gets off telling people such as Jamhug LA and Epsilon Anamdrae that they cant come back to the reason because they are traitors, but is in fact a traitor himself, and has been found guilty 4 times of treason, and god knows how many more were pardoned or undiscovered.
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9. Upon arrival, many new immigrants to LKE suffer the merciless attacks from Onder wherein he accuses them of being traitors.
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10. He is quite possibly, not a human but in fact a line of code set up by InvisionFree in a bid to piss us all off and make us more active so we can get rid of him.
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== Some Anonamous quotes on the man ==
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His boringness and buractaric-ness and general personification of a stuffy British Parliament official has become legendary at my school.-------------------------------------------------------Twat.-------------------------------------------------Does he remind you of a cardboard box too?-------------------------Do you know onder? Yes. Im so, so sorry.-------------------------------Why dont you talk to onder about it? hes blocked me. Lucky bastard. ---------------------How many onders does it take to screw in a lightbulb. 4. One to do the job, one to write a report, one to saboutage the job, and one to frame the wrong person for the saboutage.
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Latest revision as of 19:02, 24 October 2007

Onderkelkia
DarkEagle.jpg
Flag of Onderkelkia
Motto: TERRA REGANUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGEBIT!
No Map Available
Region The Land of Kings and Emperors
Capital Inginas
Official Language(s) English, Latin
Leader Kelkingon
Population Growing Constistently
Currency Sovereign 
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Summary

OnderKelkia is a member of The Land of Kings and Emperors (the LKE) where he has served as Prime Minister twice and as well as in various ministerial roles. He is currently Director General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency (Head of LKE Intelligence), Chief of the Imperial General Staff of the LKE (Professional Head of the Imperial Army), Lord Chancellor of Norwood (Senior Judge of a LKE Colony) and Attorney General (Chief LKE Lawyer). He also sits in the House of Lords of the LKE after a very long political career. He now mainly devotes himself to intelligence, legal and military matters. OnderKelkia has also served as the Air Marshal of the The New Inquisition Armed Forces and sat on the Committee that wrote the The New Inquisition Consitution.


Pre First Term

OnderKelkia arrived in the LKE due to a secret agreeement to allow him (Inginas, then a enemy of the LKE) into the region after he defected from TALKEC to the LKE. He was made a Member of Parliament within a Hour and then made Minister of Finance by Westiana. Shortly after his arrival Jamhug and Epsilon Andromedae formed a independence movement, taking the Colony of TNL and attempting to invade the Land of Dragionia. The invasion was prevented due to the assistance of The New Inquisition, then a growing LKE Ally. OnderKelkia was shortly appointed Minister of Intelligence and placed several spies in the Breack Away Group (the Federation) which was the first target of LKE Intelligence. He also discovered many federation plots to disrupt the LKE thought up by individuals such as Epsilon Andromedae. OnderKelkia was however crucial in the downfall of Prime Minister Westiana who was voted out by a Vote of No Confidence. He was originally opposed to removing Westiana but was persuaded by individuals such as Citizen Erased and Hobgoblin to change his mind. Citizen Erased suceeded Westiana as Prime Minister and appointed OnderKelkia, the first Minister of Defence - a Combination of the Ministries of War and Intelligence. At this point, the LKE Armed Forces became much more organised and repelled a Invasion of Munster organised by Epsilon Andrdomedae. The LKE Intelligence Service was founded as the first formal intelligence body in the region during this period of time. OnderKelkia was praised by the Emperor and Prime Minister Erased for his reorganisation of the Military. After this OnderKelkia resigned from the Government over its opposition to a Amendment to the Constitution that he supported. The Prime Minister's resignation quickly followed and after a leadership crisis in the ruling People's Party, OnderKelkia was selected as Party Leader and won a General Election on the 13th September 2006.

TO BE UPDATED

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