Phag the Black

Phag the Black was the only openly homosexual in the Phag line, and he is considered a disgrace about this by his decendants.

Phag the Black's reign was commenced by the murder of his father, Phag the Malevolent, who was killed under extremely suspicious circumstances. Phag the Malevolent was discovered dismembered in his home, various body parts were never found. Most historians agree that Phag the Black was the killer, as he had a habit of cannibalism during his reign and he was the only person Phag the Malevolent allowed around him, save for Phag the Malevolent's most trusted and loyal advisors. That and a single pinky wearing Phag the Malevolent's signiture emerald ring was found within his son's bed chambers.

Phag the Black was six when he took over. Despite his age, Phag the Black was a vicious and sadistic ruler, cruelly torturing random subjects of his for fun. All his victims were killed after excrutiating torment, and upon their death he would eat whatever of them was left.

Since he began his reign so young, it comes as no surprise that his rule was as long as it was savage. For eighty-one years Phag the Black raped, tortured, and devoured young boys who were either citizens or captured enemies. Like his father before him and his grandfather before him, Phag the Black impregnated a servant wench of his, solely for the purpose of procuring an heir.

Ironically, Phag the Black was eventually overthrown publically by his son, Phag the Destructor I, and an army of everyday citizens who knew that Phag the Destructor I was simply the lesser of two evils. Phag the Black goes down in history as the one of the most inhumane rulers in Riverdale, second only to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson, the aptly named Phag the Sadistic. Despite his being ignored by his descendents, he has left a lasting impression on the nation that would be The Holy Empire of Phag the Destructor.