Playism
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Playism is the official and only legal religion of the Frisbee Freaks. It was invented by Juun, and teaches that Border Collies are the "Master Race" and that Shelties were created to weaken the Master race. It also teaches that Border Collies were born to be freakish jerks, and that frisbees are great and powereful instruments capable of destroying nations and altering the entire universe. The Border Collies are seen as the guardians of all Frisbees, and if they fall into the hands of a sheltie, then this would greatly damage the nation. According to Playism, Border Collies also need to be played with, or they are not as powerful. Playism teaches that there is a Satan, and he is a Sheltie. The Border Collie guards of the Frisbee must play with the Frisbee to keep it from becomming Satan's instrument of destruction.