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Sagiv, has a Liberal Democratic Socialist government, is a large environmentally stunning nation notable for its compulsory military service.The government gives its people plenty of good elections wich they love. It is also a country in wich its people enjoy the song Rock The Casbah and Ska music is being newly introduced from The Rudey's Manifestation of The Skankin Penguins. Sagi people also enjoy playing soccer, hockey, and running Cross Country. The national animal, the Giraffe, can be seen everywhere in Sagiv from zoos in major cities or in the hot desert they're there. Sagiv strecthes all the way from Dublin to Petersburg, to Cork all the way down to Avilchayin and Giraffe City. Bloody civil wars have left some cities in ruins. The once tiny country now has a large strip of land that was brutaly fought for.

Sagiv

Flag of Sagiv
Motto: YAY Giraffes!
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Region	The land of Nonsense
Capital	Petersburg
Official Language(s)	Russian Hebrew Irish English Yiddish
Leader	Patrick O'Shea
Population	~81 million
Currency	Shekel
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History

In the cold winter of 1839, a ban of Jewish people seeking freedom and all they wanted was some land and have their own government. They gathered around in the city of Avilchayin, back then the Tetans called it Iscob. They were planning to attack Teten soldiers and overthrow the evil dictaters who were brothers Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee. The Sagiv army is know as the Fartlick Army around The Land Of Nonsense because thier known for being very fast at moving from place to place and taking over tactical landpionts. About 25,000 Fartlick soldiers marched the streets and set the city of Doy now known as Haved Hnlicka into flames as the Sagiv revolutionary war had begun. The 110,000 well experienced Fartlick soldiers who served just 18 years before in the 1821 Teten Fartlick war, in wich the evil dictators Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee came to power, were up against one of the greatest armies of about 250,000. But thier was one thing the Jewish coalition force had on thier side, Bruce Lee and Guerilla Warfare. In the famous Haifa ambush about 6,000 Farlick forces and Bruce Lee took out or imprisoned about 80,000 Teten soldiers. This weakened the Tetens strength a lot. The Tetens had given up and let the Sagi people have a tiny strip of land. By that time it was 1846 and Sagiv was formed. The brave men who fought are known as 39ers and the first Prime Minister elected that year was Avilchayin Groom.

Government

Leaders In Office

~In order of succession

Prime Minister: Patrick O'Shea

Political Party: Liberatarian

Head Minister: Dude The Giraffe

Political Party: Leberatarian

Minister of Foreign Relations: Reese Wilkerson

Political Party: Geniuses

Head General: Macolm Wilkerson

Political Party: Geniuses

Homeland Security Minister: Smokey The Bear

Political Party: Liberatarian

Peace Keeper: Dewey Wilkerson

Political Party: Goofy People

Politics

Sagiv is officailly labled as a Liberal Democratc Socialism. It is among the freest countries in the land of nonsense. Sagiv views Capitalist countries as corrupt, wich they are. The government puts the most funding towards Defense to protect it's people and Sagiv may very well have the best army in the region, but Law and order, Education and the Environment are other prorities.

Political System

The head of the political system is the Prime Minister who serves a 3 year term and can serve as many as 3 terms. Then comes the Head Minister which if the president resigns gets impeached or gets assasinated he becomes president temporarally untill an election is held 3 months later and the head minister is an automatic candidate. Then comes the Foreign Minister. After that is the Head General who decides all out of country military related issues. Next is the Homeland Security Minister. Behind that is the Peace Keeper. These six polotitans are all elected by people and they all lead every issue that falls under thier catagory except for the Prime Minsister, who looks into all issues. There are 6 provinces and for every Province there's and elected Province Minister who decides where funding goes and deals with issues that are across the whole Province and there are 3 Province Community Organizers who deal with issues across cities and communities. So basacally the Province Minister deals with things on a much bigger scale. A Province Minister has a 2 year term and can stay in office for 5 terms. The Province Community Organizers, like the president, is elected a 3 year term an can be relected as many times and there is on election every year for Province Community organizers. So one is elected one year, another the next, and one after that, then the next year the first Province Community Leader the was first elected now has to rerun. Now you know how there are plenty of elections. For cities there are City Ministers who are like governers.

Provinces

There are 6 provinces in the land of nonsense. In every provinces capitol city is a government center in wich there is the office for 1 of the 6 main political leaders. The Chazae province is on the northeast half of Sagiv and It's capitol is Avilchayin, wich is the capitol of the country also and the main leader whos office is there is the Prime Minister. The Gaelic Province is northwest with a giant island and it's capitol is Dublin, and the Peace Keepers office is there. The Rotchoski province strecthes from one side of the country to the other. It's capitol is Petersburg and the Minister of Foreign Relations office is there. Below that is the Belter province, the capitol is Basay and the Homeland Security Ministers office is located there. The Chazae province's capitol is Avilchayin and the Head General's office is there. The last province is the Giraffe province. The capitol city is Giraffe City and the Head Minister's office is there.

Education

The Sagi government thinks education is very important as they a redewing the education progam with more schools, teachers, and smaller class sizes. The sagi people are given opportunity and have the chance to learn thanks to the Sagiv government and have a chance to go to universities and become well educated to succeed in life. This has helped kids stay out of trouble.

Sagi People

Sagi people are well educated and feircly patriotic. They come from all kinds of backrounds from Irish to Russian to Koli to Duky to Crazy Friggin Monkey to Skankin Penguin. You name it, Sagiv's got it.

Army

The Sagiv Army is huge and the troops are well experienced and trained very well. They are also really fast and are known as the Fartlick army because of that. The advanced weaponry thanks to lot's of government funding helps it be one of the best in the region.

Economy

The Sagiv is in an economic slump, after increasing funding for the military, education, law and order, the Environment, and the cloning of the long extinct Featherbellied Giraffe. The Sagi Government is not afraid to increase funding at anytime to improve and protect the lives of it's people.

Cities

Avilchayin

Avilchayin is the capital of the country and the Chazae province. Avilchayin was the capitol of Sagiv when it broke away from the Tetens. That was before Sagiv expanded it's territry nearly 40 times it's origional size. Avilchayin is the most populated city in Sagiv and leads the country in the gambling industry as the biggest Casino/ Hotel in the country, the Chaggio, is located in Avilchayin. The famous Kremlin with the Star of Davids on top of the pilars is in Avilchayin. The yellow square and Bruce Lee monument are are also located in Avilchayin. And you can't forget about the beautiful Avilchayin Canal wich runs through the City. The Sagiv government headquarters is in the Sagiv. It is called The Great Palace and is beautiful and is very luxourious as there is lots of gold on the outside and inside. It's City Minister is Vladimir Dukin.

Giraffe City

Being the 2nd most populated city in all of Sagiv, City of Giraffes is highly recognizable for it's Giraffes roaming the streets. It is a village in the middle of a dessert where there are no cars. Mostly everyone there has an speaks English with an Australian acsent or they speak a tribal African language and they all love Giraffes. It is the 2nd most populated city not because of the people but because of all the Giraffes. It's the capitol of The Giraffe province and the Head Minister's office there is called the Giraffe Square. The City Minister is Dude The Giraffe.

Dublin

Dublin is the 3rd most populated city in Sagiv. It is a very large, beautiful city and is the capitol of the Gaelic province. It has the largest port in all Sagiv. The Dublin government center is a very grand, large buidling where the Peace Keepers office is and it is called The Green and Orange Square. The City Minister is Aurther Keane.

Petersburg

The 4th most poplulated city is Petersbur. They mainly speak Russian. It is the capitol of the Rotchoski province. The Petersburg Canal runs through the city. The Head General's office there is called the Center of Dreams. The City Minister is Vladimir Dukin

Basay

Basay is very beautiful city along western coast of Sagiv. It is the capitol of the Belter province and mainly speaks Irish. It is home to the 2nd biggest port in Sagiv, Port Levchankov, it is named after the 2nd Prime Minister of Sagiv, Evgeni Levchanko. Basay is the former capitol of Teteny, in wich then was called McfaceheadMcgee. The Minister of Foreign Relations office there is called the Center of Commerce. The City Minister is Paulo Carvahlo.

Ner Ami

Being the capitol of the Celtic province, it is Sagiv's 6th most poplulated city in Sagiv and mainly speaks Hebrew and English. It has beautiful mountain ranges surrounding it. The Homeland Security Minister's office there is called the Center Oportunity. The City Minister is Roy Kilbane.

Sports

Sagiv has many sports leagues from Football (soccer) to hockey to rugby, Sagiv has one of the biggest sporting industries in the world. In Sagiv they call soccer football so everytime it says football it's soccer. The FPL, Football Premeir League may very well be the best football league in the land of nonsense. Celtic Glasgow, Avilchayin United, Corks F.C., Rangers, and Town O' Football F.C. are just a few of the great teams that makes the Sagi Premeirship League one of the best.