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Sagiv, has a Liberal Democratic Socialist government, is a large environmentally stunning nation notable for its compulsory military service.The government gives its people plenty of good elections wich they love. It is also a country in wich its people enjoy the song Rock The Casbah and Ska music is being newly introduced from The Skankin Penguins. Sagi people also enjoy playing soccer, hockey, and running Cross Country. The national animal, the Giraffe, can be seen everywhere in Sagiv from zoos in major cities or in the hot desert they're there. Sagiv strecthes all the way from Dublin to Petersburg, to Cork all the way down to Avichayil and Giraffe City. Bloody civil wars have left some cities in ruins. The once tiny country now has a large strip of land that was brutaly fought for.

Sagiv

Flag of Sagiv
Motto: YAY Giraffes!
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Region	The land of Nonsense
Capital	Avichayil
Official Language(s)	Hebrew Russian Irish English Yiddish Farsi
Leader	Patrick O'Shea
Population	~126 million
Currency	Shekel
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History

In the cold winter of 1839, a ban of Jewish people seeking freedom , gathered, they wanted was some land and to have their own government. They gathered around in the city of Avichayil, back then the Tetans called it Iscob. They were planning to attack Teten soldiers and overthrow the evil dictaters who were brothers Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee. The Sagi army is know as the Fartlick Army by some because thier known for being very fast at moving from place to place and taking over tactical landpionts. About 25,000 Fartlick soldiers marched the streets and set the city of Doy now known as Haved Hnlicka into flames as the Sagiv revolutionary war had begun. The 110,000 well experienced Sagi soldiers who served just 18 years before in the 1821 Teten Jewish war, in wich the evil dictators Dick McFacehead and Tits McGee came to power, were up against one of the greatest armies of about 250,000. But thier was one thing the Sagi force had on thier side, Bruce Lee and Guerilla Warfare. In the famous Haifa ambush about 6,000 Sagi forces and Bruce Lee took out or imprisoned about 80,000 Teten soldiers. This weakened the Tetens strength a lot. The Tetens had given up and let the Sagi people have a tiny strip of land. By that time it was 1846 and Sagiv was formed. The brave men who fought are known as 39ers and the first Prime Minister elected that year was Avichayil Groom.

Government

Leaders In Office

~In order of succession

Prime Minister: Patrick O'Shea

Political Party: Liberatarian

Head Minister: Dude The Giraffe

Political Party: Leberatarian

Minister of Foreign Relations: Reese Wilkerson

Political Party: Geniuses

Head General: Macolm Wilkerson

Political Party: Geniuses

Homeland Security Minister: Smokey The Bear

Political Party: Liberatarian

Peace Keeper: Dewey Wilkerson

Political Party: Goofy People

Politics

Sagiv is officailly labled as a Liberal Democratc Socialism. It is among the freest countries in the land of nonsense. Sagiv views Capitalist countries as corrupt, wich they are. The government puts the most funding towards Defense to protect it's people and Sagiv may very well have the best army in the region, but Law and order, Education and the Environment are other prorities.

Political System

The head of the political system is the Prime Minister who serves a 3 year term and can serve as many as 3 terms. Then comes the Head Minister which if the president resigns gets impeached or gets assasinated he becomes president temporarally untill an election is held 3 months later and the head minister is an automatic candidate. Then comes the Foreign Minister. After that is the Head General who decides all out of country military related issues. Next is the Homeland Security Minister. Behind that is the Peace Keeper. These six polotitans are all elected by people and they all lead every issue that falls under thier catagory except for the Prime Minsister, who looks into all issues. There are 6 provinces and for every Province there's and elected Province Minister who decides where funding goes and deals with issues that are across the whole Province and there are 3 Province Community Organizers who deal with issues across cities and communities. So basacally the Province Minister deals with things on a much bigger scale. A Province Minister has a 2 year term and can stay in office for 5 terms. The Province Community Organizers, like the president, is elected a 3 year term an can be relected as many times and there is on election every year for Province Community organizers. So one is elected one year, another the next, and one after that, then the next year the first Province Community Leader the was first elected now has to rerun. Now you know how there are plenty of elections. For cities there are City Ministers who are like governers.

Provinces

There are 6 provinces in the land of nonsense. In every provinces capitol city is a government center in wich there is the office for 1 of the 6 main political leaders. The Chazae province is on the northeast half of Sagiv and It's capitol is Avichayil, wich is the capitol of the country also and the main leader whos office is there is the Prime Minister. The Gaelic Province is northwest with a giant island and it's capitol is Dublin, and the Peace Keepers office is there. The Rotchoski province strecthes from one side of the country to the other. It's capitol is Petersburg and the Minister of Foreign Relations office is there. Below that is the Belter province, the capitol is Basay and the Homeland Security Ministers office is located there. The Chazae province's capitol is Avilchayin and the Head General's office is there. The last province is the Giraffe province. The capitol city is Giraffe City and the Head Minister's office is there.

Sagi Army Force

The Sagi Army Force (SAF) is huge and the troops are highly experienced and trained very well. They are also really fast and are known by some as the Fartlick army because of that. It has advanced weaponry thanks to government funding helps it be one of the best in the region.

Sagi Royal Navy

The Sagi Royal Navy (SRN) has advanced weaponry and huge battleships and aircraft carriers. It's ships are often mistaken for islands. The SMS Avichayil is one of Sagiv's biggest, fastest most powerful ship. It was finished a year ago and is capible of setting the entire region into ruins. It can hold up to 6 nuclear missiles. On the back part of the deck there are 3 runways. the SMS Avilchayin is an aircraft carrier and a battleship. New ships the Giraffe Kingston and SMS Basay have just been finished and are ready for battle.

Wars

Sagiv has been in many wars. It is not a very good thing but Sagiv has mabe the best army in the Land of Nonsense because of it.

Education

The Sagi government thinks education is very important as they a redewing the education progam with more schools, teachers, and smaller class sizes. The sagi people are given opportunity and have the chance to learn thanks to the Sagiv government and have a chance to go to universities and become well educated to succeed in life. This has helped kids stay out of trouble.

Sagi People

Sagi people are well educated and feircly patriotic. They come from all kinds of backrounds from Irish to Russian to Koli to Duky to Crazy Friggin Monkey to Skankin Penguin. You name it, Sagiv's got it.

Economy

The Sagiv is in an economic slump, after increasing funding for the military, education, law and order, the Environment, and the cloning of the long extinct Featherbellied Giraffe. The Sagi Government is not afraid to increase funding at anytime to improve and protect the lives of it's people.

Cities

Sagiv has 32 major cities you can see on the map. Some major cities are not on the map and will be put on. The rest that are not major cities will soon also be put on a map.

Avichayil

Avichayil is the capital of the country and the Chazae province. Avichayil was the capitol of Sagiv when it broke away from the Tetens. That was before Sagiv expanded it's territory nearly 40 times it's origional size. Avichayil is the most populated city in Sagiv and leads the country in the gambling industry as the biggest Casino/ Hotel in the country, the Chaggio, is located in Avichayil. The famous Kremlin with the Star of Davids on top of the pilars is in Avichayil. The yellow square and Bruce Lee monument are are also located in Avichayil. And you can't forget about the beautiful Avichayil Canal wich runs through the City. The Sagiv government headquarters is in the Sagiv. It is called The Great Palace and is beautiful and is very luxourious as there is lots of gold on the outside and inside. It's City Minister is Ehud Telchava