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Revision as of 21:29, 20 December 2006
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| Nation | Omigodtheykilledkenny / Karmicaria |
| Title | King of Karmicaria |
| Other Title | Secretary of the Treasury |
| Birthdate | March 4, 1980 |
| Place of birth | Calabasas, Xt'Kalifia |
| Previous occupation | Professional boxer |
| Political affiliation | God-fearing, Freedom-loving Conservative Patriot Party |
| Languages | English, Spanish |
| Education | High school diploma |
Susa Batko-Yovino is the king of Karmicaria and nominal secretary of the treasury for the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny. A buddy of President Manuelo Fernanda's from their pro-boxing days, Batko-Yovino is also the Assembly speaker's little brother. His appointment as secretary was criticized as "a testament to the cronyism and corruption of the Federal Republic's political establishment." Batko-Yovino is also the first Xt'Tapolopaquetl native to serve in his position.
Susa gets hitched
Batko-Yovino's appointment at treasury was largely forgotten, until the queen of Karmicaria announced she needed a man, and needed one bad, wherein President Manuelo Fernanda and Secretary of State Alex Tehrani hatched a scheme to exploit the secretary's fondness for swindling rich women, and to distract the press from a Batko-Yovino scandal involving a Thessadorian princess, by entering him as a candidate. [1] While participating in the suitor contest in Karma City, Batko-Yovino did little more than threaten the queendom [2], engage in petty theft [3], and make obscene overtures at Her Queenliness [4], but in the end a (possibly desperate) Queen Adrienne chose Batko-Yovino [5], some saying because of Cmdr. Jenny Chiang's assurances that Xt'Tapolopaquetl men "hung like horses" [6], others saying that the queen's father forced her into it. Nonetheless, Queen Adrienne and soon-to-be King Susa were betrothed to wed.
Batko-Yovino did try to get out of the ceremony at the last minute, as only an Xt'Tapolopaquetl can do, but was thwarted by the quick-thinking Chiang [7], and the odd alliance between the Federal Republic and Karmicaria was thus cemented through holy matrimony.
Additional Material
- Susa tries to take over an embattled Triumvirate
- From the Queendom of Karmicaria Susa competes for the queen's hand
- The Glorious Wedding of Queen Adrienne Karmicaria coronates a Kennyite king
