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<h3>[[Hell Bovines|Nation: Hell Bovines]]</h3>
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The derogatory term "wank", originally slang for masturbation, or hacker-speak for a particularly clever and quirky styling, has a special meaning in [[NationStates]]. In the NS usage, wank is the abusive over-use of a particular stratagem, technique, or style.  The word "wank" is often hyphenated to form a specific type of wank, as shown below.  Remember, wank is not always bad or a [[godmode]], but some forms can be.
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<h4> At a Glance </h4>
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The Ecotopian Grand Duchy of '''Hell Bovines''' is a large nation located on the western part of the [[Greenfields]] continent. The nation is mostly inhabited by Hell Bovines, a race of sapient, bovinoid, semi-humanoid creatures that resemble cows walking on their hinds.
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Hell Bovines is also a nation remarkable for its unusual laws (such as compulsory vegetarianism) and its unique government system, labeled Ecotopia, which combines direct democratic, socialist and environmentalist ideals.
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<h4>Tech-Wank</h4>
Though not a military or economic power, Hell Bovines has built a strong diplomatic reputation for itself, becoming one of the leading voices of Third World Unity and the promotion of [[Non-Human]] rights.
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The most common and least offensive form of wank. It is abuse of high technology, either to break the laws of reality , or to enforce adherence to minutiae on an RP not concerned with technicalities of combat systems.
<h4> History </h4>
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Hell Bovinian history is very old, starting with the migration of the primitive Hell Bovinian tribes from the South Pacific and their following decision to settle on the [[Greenfields]] continent.
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It is in this new land where Hell Bovines built a rich, sedentary culture, effectively abandoning nomadism and organizing themselves into city-states ruled by kings and monarchs.
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Things would change drastically, however, in the XVIII century, when soldiers and expeditionaries from [[Galdago]] would discover the coasts of what they called "Hell Bovines". Originally a dispective term to the land's inhabitants, it would later become a symbol of pride among the sapient bovinoids.
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<h4> People and Culture </h4>
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Hell Bovines, a race of semi-humanoid, sapient bovinoids conform more than 99% of the national population and so, are effectively the largest ethnic group in the country.
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The remaining percentage is mostly composed of human communities and groups, though there is an important presence of Biotopians and Catpeople.
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The main religion remains the native "Cult of The Holy Cow" (67%), though in the recent years other Neopagan religions have been gaining popularity. There are some minor Christian communities, a legacy of the Galdagan rule, though they don't maintain very strong links with the Vatican.
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The main spoken language is Spanish, but the traditional Mootish language is still widely spoken, specially in rural areas. Though not official, English is widely understood as well.
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:''See the entire article at [[Hell Bovines]]
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In general NS, most people are not technophiles, and will become irked when you proceed to explain to them exactly how your 8mm Tungsten-Carbide, Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilized, Discarding-Sabot fletchette firing assault rifles are perfectly designed to penetrate their mere level three kevlar vests.  This would be considered wank because most players would not know about the benefits of TC/DU APFSDS Fletchettes, and would negate their infantry armor.  This is NOT a [[godmode]], however, since it does not change the rules of reality or break the [[roleplay]]. (And yes, I used my own weapon as an example of wank.  It's the [[SAG ACR]], if you want to know.)
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However, announcing that, because your opponent only claimed to use "RPGs" on your tank, it did no damage (since the RPG-7 is incapable of piercing the glacis plate of a Main Battle Tank, and your opponent did not use an RPG-29 specifically) is tech wank AND a [[godmode]], because it allows you to ignore their attack, and take no damage.  Most players couldn't tell an RPG-7 from an SA-2, and they had the right idea (firing rockets at a tank), but not the intrinsic knowledge of weapons.  In this case, assume that they are using the correct weapon.
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Most blatant of tech-wank is the "impenetrable shield" and the "unstoppable bullet" syndrome, in which the technology becomes a get-out-of-jail-free card, allowing blatant [[godmod]]ing to be disguised as legitimate gameplay.  On a side note, the effect of an unstoppable bullet striking an impenetrable shield has proven catastrophic.
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:''See the entire article at [[Wank]]

Revision as of 13:21, 14 November 2004

Roleplaying: Wank

Wank

The derogatory term "wank", originally slang for masturbation, or hacker-speak for a particularly clever and quirky styling, has a special meaning in NationStates. In the NS usage, wank is the abusive over-use of a particular stratagem, technique, or style. The word "wank" is often hyphenated to form a specific type of wank, as shown below. Remember, wank is not always bad or a godmode, but some forms can be.

Tech-Wank

The most common and least offensive form of wank. It is abuse of high technology, either to break the laws of reality , or to enforce adherence to minutiae on an RP not concerned with technicalities of combat systems.

In general NS, most people are not technophiles, and will become irked when you proceed to explain to them exactly how your 8mm Tungsten-Carbide, Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilized, Discarding-Sabot fletchette firing assault rifles are perfectly designed to penetrate their mere level three kevlar vests. This would be considered wank because most players would not know about the benefits of TC/DU APFSDS Fletchettes, and would negate their infantry armor. This is NOT a godmode, however, since it does not change the rules of reality or break the roleplay. (And yes, I used my own weapon as an example of wank. It's the SAG ACR, if you want to know.)

However, announcing that, because your opponent only claimed to use "RPGs" on your tank, it did no damage (since the RPG-7 is incapable of piercing the glacis plate of a Main Battle Tank, and your opponent did not use an RPG-29 specifically) is tech wank AND a godmode, because it allows you to ignore their attack, and take no damage. Most players couldn't tell an RPG-7 from an SA-2, and they had the right idea (firing rockets at a tank), but not the intrinsic knowledge of weapons. In this case, assume that they are using the correct weapon.

Most blatant of tech-wank is the "impenetrable shield" and the "unstoppable bullet" syndrome, in which the technology becomes a get-out-of-jail-free card, allowing blatant godmoding to be disguised as legitimate gameplay. On a side note, the effect of an unstoppable bullet striking an impenetrable shield has proven catastrophic.

See the entire article at Wank