Comancharon

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Comancharon
Flag of Comancharon
Motto: "If you have no gun, fight with your hands, if you have no hands fight with your teeth, if you have no teeth you are screwed."
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Region 10000 Islands
Capital Capital City, Iowa Province
Official Language(s) Inglish
Leader Nadeil Conquerer of the unconquerable United States
Population 500,000,000
Currency The Ratan 
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The Armed Republic of Comancharon or Iowa as known in the former United States, is a very safe nation. When the U.S. collapsed many of the States didn't know what to do. Many of the people ran around the streets naked and chanting for George Bush/ their god to help them. Since they did that anyway that day wasn't very different from others. However one man named Nadeil a follower of Hannibal of Carthage took control of NY and from there the rest of the country. Much of the former U.S. army joined his side and conquering the land was easy. When he got to Texas he impaled what was left of the U.S. senate on a unsharpened spike. He then made the envy of the world his capital city. Capital City in Iowa. Because he was a Sci-Fi geek and saw the great need in national defense, he started making colonies in space and orbital defensive platforms. Comancharon has about the same population as the former U.S. and its military strength, tactics, and eliteness is unmatched. Except of course, by Kerbistan, which far exceededs us. Check out ProtoWeapons for proof. Its weapons arent amazing but it is looking into natuaral bullets and it could always get help from its best friend and ally, Kerbistan. The two nations became friends after a recent war with the rest of Europe. Russia wouldn't give Kerbistan vodka and wouldn't give Comancharon a place in the U.N. There has been proof that there was some mistake in the invitation email however, Comancharonites love their big wars, and simply couldnt resist this one. When the two of them won the war, at a drinking party they made a vow to always be friends. The legitimacy of this agreement is in question because they were both very, very drunk. For the time being however that doesn't matter because the party is still going on.