Kawaroo

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Kawaroo
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Flag of Kawaroo
Motto: none
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Region 10000 Islands
Capital Kawaroo City
Official Language(s) Kawari, English, German, Croatian
Leader the Eternal Pharaoh Xenon Kawaroo
Population 16 million
Currency Xenon 
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The Holy Empire of Kawaroo (also known as Kawaroo) is a small, environmentally stunning & socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent & cynical population of 16 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Gambling and Woodchip Exports.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Xenons each year, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the Panther is a protected species. Kawaroo's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, meat-eating is frowned upon and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime is unknown and well under control. Kawaroo's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Xenon.


The Holy Empire of Kawaroo is a member of the United Nations since 9/22/2007.


United Nations Reports

Most Politically Free Nations:

Kawaroo is ranked 134th in the region and 25,213th in the world.

Kawaroo is ranked 237th in the region and 40,262nd in the world. (09/28/2007)


Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector:

Kawaroo is ranked 311th in the region and 58,954th in the world.


Most Corrupt Governments:

Kawaroo is ranked 389th in the region and 71,551st in the world.


Highest Unemployment Rates:

Kawaroo is ranked 211th in the region and 43,306th in the world.

Kawaroo is ranked 200th in the region and 43,255th in the world. (09/27/2007)


Largest Manufacturing Sector

Kawaroo is ranked 292nd in the region and 55,749th in the world.


Fastest-Growing Economies

Kawaroo is ranked 235th in the region and 45,351st in the world. (09/29/2007)


Largest Defense Forces (per capita)

Kawaroo is ranked 287th in the region and 52,072nd in the world. (09/30/2007)

Links

Visit the Official Internet Presentation of the Holy Empire of Kawaroo: Kawaroo onLine

Visit the Official NationStates.net Site for the Holy Empire of Kawaroo: NS Kawaroo

Check out the Economy Statistics for the Holy Empire of Kawaroo: Kawaroo Economy