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'''The Incorporated States of the Kazoo Peoples''' is a relatively new nation sporting excellent soccer (football) teams, fine gambling resorts, a fine trade in meat packing, and a rich supply of uranium. In all world football play (including friendlies), the Kazoos are 10-8-13 (a .452 winning percentage).
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'''The Incorporated States of the Kazoo Peoples''' is a relatively new nation sporting excellent soccer (football) teams, fine gambling resorts, a rich supply of uranium, and a fine woodchip export industry. In all world football play (including friendlies), the Kazoos are 22-10-20 (a .519 winning percentage).
  
 
They are the runners-up for the [[Baptism of Fire]] ([[World Cup 26|WC26]]), after losing to [[The Islands of Qutar]] 3-2.
 
They are the runners-up for the [[Baptism of Fire]] ([[World Cup 26|WC26]]), after losing to [[The Islands of Qutar]] 3-2.
  
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==[[World Cup 26]] (8-8-7*)==
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==[[World Cup 26]] (8-8-7)*==
 
:<nowiki>*</nowiki>Record does not include friendly loss.
 
:<nowiki>*</nowiki>Record does not include friendly loss.
 
===[[Baptism of Fire]] (5-1-2)===
 
===[[Baptism of Fire]] (5-1-2)===
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  4.  The Kazoo Peoples        0  0  0  3  1:7    -6
 
  4.  The Kazoo Peoples        0  0  0  3  1:7    -6
  
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==[[World Cup 27]]==
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==[[World Cup 27]] (13-2-11)*==
 
===Draggonni Inviyatii Showcase (2-0-4)===
 
===Draggonni Inviyatii Showcase (2-0-4)===
 
====Group Stage (2-0-1)====
 
====Group Stage (2-0-1)====
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  MD6: Milchama          2:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
 
  MD6: Milchama          2:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
 
                         3:2 on penalty
 
                         3:2 on penalty
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===Qualification, Group 2 (0-0-2)*===
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===Qualification, Group 2 (10-2-5)*===
 
  MD01: The Kazoo Peoples      1:3 Algal states
 
  MD01: The Kazoo Peoples      1:3 Algal states
 
  MD02: The Kazoo Peoples      0:2 Total n Utter Insanity
 
  MD02: The Kazoo Peoples      0:2 Total n Utter Insanity
 
  MD03: The Kazoo Peoples      2:4 Milchama              (friendly)
 
  MD03: The Kazoo Peoples      2:4 Milchama              (friendly)
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  MD04: The Weegies            ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD04: The Weegies            1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD05: The Kazoo Peoples      ___ Risa-Aramour
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  MD05: The Kazoo Peoples      2:0 Risa-Aramour
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  MD06: The New Chakovnia      ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD06: The New Chakovnia      0:2 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD07: Bettia                  ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD07: Bettia                  4:3 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD08: Nanakaland              ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD08: Nanakaland              3:2 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD09: The Kazoo Peoples      ___ Tynelia
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  MD09: The Kazoo Peoples      1:1 Tynelia
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  MD10: Algal states            ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD10: Algal states            0:5 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD11: Total n Utter Insanity  ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD11: Total n Utter Insanity  5:1 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD12: vs The Lowland Clans       Site TBD              (friendly)
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  MD12: The Kazoo Peoples      3:0 The Lowland Clans     (friendly)
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  MD13: The Kazoo Peoples      ___ The Weegies
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  MD13: The Kazoo Peoples      3:2 The Weegies
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  MD14: Risa-Aramour            ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD14: Risa-Aramour            2:2 The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD15: The Kazoo Peoples      ___ The New Chakovnia
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  MD15: The Kazoo Peoples      4:1 The New Chakovnia
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  MD16: The Kazoo Peoples      ___ Bettia
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  MD16: The Kazoo Peoples      5:3 Bettia
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  MD17: The Kazoo Peoples      ___ Nanakaland
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  MD17: The Kazoo Peoples      2:0 Nanakaland
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  MD18: Tynelia                ___ The Kazoo Peoples
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  MD18: Tynelia                1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
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*Does not include friendlies
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Pos  Team                      P  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
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  1  Total n Utter Insanity    16  13  1  2  50  16  34  40
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  <u>2  Bettia                    16  11  2  3  48  23  25  35</u>
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  3  The Kazoo Peoples        16  9  2  5  37  29    8  29
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  ---------------------------------------------------------------
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  4  Nanakaland                16  9  1  6  24  26  -2  28
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  5  The Weegies              16  7  3  6  28  24    4  24
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  6  Tynelia                  16  5  5  6  16  18  -2  20
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  7  Risa-Aramour              16  4  4  8  16  34  -18  16
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  8  Algal states              16  4  1  11  20  41  -21  13
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  9  The New Chakovnia        16  0  1  15  16  44  -28    1
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MD19: Cuation                1:3 The Kazoo Peoples      (playoff, at Fmjphoenix)
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Does not include friendlies
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===Finals, Group F (1-0-2)===
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MD1: Sarzonia                1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
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MD2: The Kazoo Peoples        1:2 Rejistania
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MD3: Casari                  2:1 The Kazoo Peoples
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Pos  Team                      P  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
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  1  Casari                    3  2  1  0    4    2    2    7
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  2  Rejistania                3  1  1  1    3    4  -1    4
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  3  Sarzonia                  3  1  0  2    3    3    0    3
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  4  The Kazoo Peoples          3  1  0  2    4    5  -1    3
  
 
==Records Against Other Teams==
 
==Records Against Other Teams==
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| Tynelia
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| 0
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| 1
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Latest revision as of 14:40, 9 April 2006

The Kazoo Peoples
the_kazoo_peoples.jpg
Flag of The Kazoo Peoples
Motto: "Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you."
No Map Available Yet
Region Zombie Nation Coagulation
Capital Kazoo City
Official Language(s) English
Leader Nai Makan
Population 726,000,000
Currency Kazoo (KZD, K$) 
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The Incorporated States of the Kazoo Peoples is a relatively new nation sporting excellent soccer (football) teams, fine gambling resorts, a rich supply of uranium, and a fine woodchip export industry. In all world football play (including friendlies), the Kazoos are 22-10-20 (a .519 winning percentage).

They are the runners-up for the Baptism of Fire (WC26), after losing to The Islands of Qutar 3-2.

World Cup 26 (8-8-7)*

*Record does not include friendly loss.

Baptism of Fire (5-1-2)

Group Stage (2-1-1)

MD1: Dehny             1:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD2: The Kazoo Peoples 2:1 Keyshona
MD3: Southern Universe 1:0 The Kazoo Peoples
MD4: OFF DAY
MD5: Dagabom           0:4 The Kazoo Peoples

Group 2                   Pts  W   D   L  GF:GA   GD
1.  Southern Universe      10   3   1   0   6:1     5
2.  The Kazoo Peoples       7   2   1   1   7:3     4
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3.  Dagabom                 6   2   0   2   4:7    -3
4.  Dehny                   4   1   1   2   3:5    -2
5.  Keyshona                1   0   1   3   4:8    -4

Knockout Stage (3-0-1)

Round of 16
MD6: Majeristan        1:4 The Kazoo Peoples    at Rejistania
Quarterfinals
MD7: The Kazoo Peoples 1:0 Amorah               at Rejistania
Semifinals
MD8: The Kazoo Peoples 2:0 Apologetic Kittens   at Rejistania

Finals

MD9: The Kazoo Peoples 2:3 The Islands of Qutar at Rejistania

Qualification, Group 6 (3-7-2*)

MD01: Casari            1:0 The Kazoo Peoples 
MD02: The Kazoo Peoples 1:1 Turori
MD03: The Kazoo Peoples 3:1 Hiiraan
MD04: OFF DAY
MD05: The Kazoo Peoples 1:1 Yafor 2
MD06: The Kazoo Peoples 2:2 Rolatia
MD07: Swilatia          0:3 The Kazoo Peoples
MD08: The Kazoo Peoples 0:0 Casari
MD09: Turori            2:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD10: Hiiraan           1:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD11: The Kazoo Peoples 0:2 Schiavonia        (friendly)
MD12: Yafor 2           1:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD13: Rolatia           2:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD14: The Kazoo Peoples 3:1 Swilatia

Group 6                     Pts  W   D   L  GF:GA   GD
1.  Casari                  20   5   5   2  18:12    6
2.  The Kazoo Peoples       16   3   7   2  18:13    5
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3.  Yafor 2                 16   3   7   2  14:12    2
4.  Swilatia                15   3   6   3  17:18   -1
5.  Rolatia                 15   3   6   3  13:17   -4
6.  Hiiraan                 14   4   2   6  21:26   -5
7.  Turori                  10   1   7   4  18:21   -3
*Record does not include friendly loss.

Finals, Group H (0-0-3)

MD1: Oliverry          1:0 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry
MD2: Sarzonia          2:0 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry 
MD3: Lovisa            4:1 The Kazoo Peoples at Oliverry

Group H                     Pts  W   D   L  GF:GA   GD
1.  Lovisa                   6   2   0   1  10:4     6
2.  Sarzonia                 6   2   0   1   5:3     2
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3.  Oliverry                 6   2   0   1   2:4    -2
4.  The Kazoo Peoples        0   0   0   3   1:7    -6

World Cup 27 (13-2-11)*

Draggonni Inviyatii Showcase (2-0-4)

Group Stage (2-0-1)

MD1: Tadjikistan       0:1 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 
MD2: The Kazoo Peoples 2:1 The Archregimancy at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
MD3: Hypocria          3:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega

Championship Bracket (0-0-1)

MD4: The Kazoo Peoples 0:4 Sarzonia          at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega

Championship Ranking Bracket (0-0-2)

MD5: The Kazoo Peoples 3:3 Schiavonia  AET   at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
                       2:3 on penalty
MD6: Milchama          2:2 The Kazoo Peoples at Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
                       3:2 on penalty

Qualification, Group 2 (10-2-5)*

MD01: The Kazoo Peoples       1:3 Algal states
MD02: The Kazoo Peoples       0:2 Total n Utter Insanity
MD03: The Kazoo Peoples       2:4 Milchama               (friendly)
MD04: The Weegies             1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD05: The Kazoo Peoples       2:0 Risa-Aramour
MD06: The New Chakovnia       0:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD07: Bettia                  4:3 The Kazoo Peoples
MD08: Nanakaland              3:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD09: The Kazoo Peoples       1:1 Tynelia
MD10: Algal states            0:5 The Kazoo Peoples
MD11: Total n Utter Insanity  5:1 The Kazoo Peoples
MD12: The Kazoo Peoples       3:0 The Lowland Clans      (friendly)
MD13: The Kazoo Peoples       3:2 The Weegies
MD14: Risa-Aramour            2:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD15: The Kazoo Peoples       4:1 The New Chakovnia
MD16: The Kazoo Peoples       5:3 Bettia
MD17: The Kazoo Peoples       2:0 Nanakaland
MD18: Tynelia                 1:2 The Kazoo Peoples

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
  1  Total n Utter Insanity    16  13   1   2   50   16   34   40
  2  Bettia                    16  11   2   3   48   23   25   35
  3  The Kazoo Peoples         16   9   2   5   37   29    8   29
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  4  Nanakaland                16   9   1   6   24   26   -2   28
  5  The Weegies               16   7   3   6   28   24    4   24
  6  Tynelia                   16   5   5   6   16   18   -2   20
  7  Risa-Aramour              16   4   4   8   16   34  -18   16
  8  Algal states              16   4   1  11   20   41  -21   13
  9  The New Chakovnia         16   0   1  15   16   44  -28    1

MD19: Cuation                 1:3 The Kazoo Peoples      (playoff, at Fmjphoenix)

*Does not include friendlies

Finals, Group F (1-0-2)

MD1: Sarzonia                 1:2 The Kazoo Peoples
MD2: The Kazoo Peoples        1:2 Rejistania
MD3: Casari                   2:1 The Kazoo Peoples

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
  1  Casari                     3   2   1   0    4    2    2    7
  2  Rejistania                 3   1   1   1    3    4   -1    4
  3  Sarzonia                   3   1   0   2    3    3    0    3
  4  The Kazoo Peoples          3   1   0   2    4    5   -1    3

Records Against Other Teams

Opponent GP W D L GF GA GD Pct.
Sarzonia 2 0 0 2 0 6 -6 .000
Schiavonia 2 0 0 0 5 8 -3 .000
Dehny 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 .500
Keyshona 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 1.000
Southern Universe 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 .000
Dagabom 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 1.000
Majeristan 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 1.000
Amorah 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 1.000
Apologetic Kittens 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000
The Islands of Qutar 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 .000
Casari 2 1 1 0 0 1 -1 .750
Turori 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 .500
Hiiraan 2 1 1 0 4 2 +2 .750
Yafor 2 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 .500
Rolatia 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 .250
Swilatia 2 2 0 0 5 3 +2 1.000
Oliverry 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 .000
Lovisa 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 .000
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 1.000
The Archregimancy 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 1.000
Hypocria 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 .000
Milchama 2 0 0 2 6 9 -3 .000
Algal states 1 0 0 1 1 3 -1 .000
Total n Utter Insanity 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 .000
The Weegies 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 1.000
Risa-Aramour 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000
The New Chakovnia 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 1.000
Bettia 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 .000
Nanakaland 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 .000
Tynelia 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 .500


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