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The unnamed helper is a loyal worker to President Margaret Smith of Druida. No-one knows anything about him at all. Indeed, the only way we know he exists is because we often overhearing him talking to the President. But without him, President Smith would not be where he is today, there is no doubt about that.
There is one person who knows who he is - former NEWI Cefn Druids footballer and journalist at The Daily Druid, Liam Gessemschmitthaagen-Po. As Gessemschmitthaagen-Po was leaving Total n Utter Insanity after Druida had won the Under-21 World Cup there, he picked up the President and his aide on hte way home. As Gessemschmitthaagen-Po drove off into the distance, the reveal of the unnamed helper's name was drowned out to everyone except those in the vehicle because of the revs of the engine.
